The Wrong Moment
Oneshot, Zemyx. Just for the laughs.
"Zexion!" yelled Demyx, running through the hallways of the Castle that Never was in search of the slate-haired emo Nobody. He raced past Larxene, Saïx and Vexen, the latter screeching as he dropped his test tubes.
Aha, the library! He thought, spotting it and rushing in. He checked everywhere, literally under desks and above chandeliers. Nope, no Zexion. Then it occurred to him to check in Zexion's ROOM!
-TO ZEXION'S ROOM!-
"Zexy!" squealed Demyx, jumping on him and getting stabbed in the chest by Zexion's copy of Winnie the Pooh. Zexion yelped, blushing and shoving the Melodious Nocturne off of him as gently as he could.
"What is it, Dem?" he asked, fixing his fringe so it hung properly.
Demyx grinned, a big, cheesy grin, "I got a tattoo! Xiggy took me to this place in Hollow Bastian and I got a tattoo."
Zexion said, "Really? Well done. If I ask you where and what it is will you leave me alone?"
"Yep!" Demyx nodded, his mulleted head bobbing wildly. (Please don't take the last part of that sentence the wrong way XD)
Zexion sighed, "Fine, Demyx, what and where is your tattoo?"
"On my chest! But I'm not telling what it is, it's kinda hard to explain…"
"Just tell me."
"No."
"Tell me."
"No."
"TELL ME!!!"
"No."
Now Zexion got pissed off and decided to see for himself. He pinned Demyx to the floor and grabbed hold of the zipper of said Demyx's coat. Demyx smirked, a sight not usually seen, and put his hands on Zexion's abdomen to try pushing him back. It was at that point when Axel turned up.
"Uh…" was his intelligent response to seeing their position. Zexion turned bright red.
Demyx said, "Hi Axel!"
The pair of them hadn't moved yet, and Axel backed out of the room, clutching his now bleeding nose. He ran by Marluxia, who was curious about the fuss and went to see for himself, ending in the same predicament as Axel.
-Meanwhile-
Zexion prevailed! Now he was staring in open shock at Demyx's chest while Demyx shifted and blushed.
On Demyx's chest was a chibi cartoon. A chibi cartoon of Demyx and Zexion holding hands. In Demyx's free hand was his Sitar, and Zexion was holding his Lexicon. Zexion blushed again and allowed a small smile to come onto his face.
"Not as cute as the original Dem-Bear," he nuzzled Demyx's cheek affectionately.
-The Next Day on a Completely Different Subject-
Xemnas was sitting on his chair, stroking his kitten called Saïx, and he called a large meeting.
"Everyone, I would like to announce… I have just lost the game."
The End!
XD I just kinda thought of that when I was making my Org13 coat, which I need 'cause my friend Victoria is cosplaying as Demyx and she's forcing me to cosplay Zexion… ^-^
Drop me a line, will you? Reviews are muchlies welcome, just no flames, 'kay?
'Ary out.