OI, HI GUYS!

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LONG TIME, NO WRITE.

OR READ.

WHATEVER, IT'S BEEN LONG. (Thats what she said.)

So, how is everyone? Haha, This is a sequel.

Just so you know.

Incase you haven't read Cats and Fans, you won't know whats happening in Can't Win.

Teehee.

RETURN OF THE TOJIRU! :D How excited are you guys? I'm so excited so I'm going to rant about how excited I am. I'm vair vair excited.

I won't be posting quite as fast as I did with the first story, but I'll be updating..steadily.

I hope.

Anyways, read on readers and enjoy the lawlyness of Tojiru. :p


Naruto walked through the gates of Konoha, taking a deep breath and then grinned.

"I'm home." He announced and as he passed Izumo and Kotetsu, The guards of Konoha.

They gaped and gawked at him.

"Is that...?" Izumo trailed off and Kotetsu slowly nodded.

"I think so..." He answered and watched as the tall, blonde, Whisker cheeked, orange wearing Shinobi walked through Konoha.


Naruto smiled and patted his stomach.

"Thanks for the ramen, Teuchi!" Naruto said and the old man waved it away.

"Anytime." He answered and the blonde walked into the bust streets of Konoha.

He observed the streets, looking for any of his friends.

He spotted a man, clad in navy blue clothing and a jounin vest on with silver hair that defyed gravity and ran up to him.

"Kakashi-sensei!" He exclaimed and the man, turned around, putting the pervy orange book in his pocket.

"N-Naruto?" He stuttered, his one lazy eye widening.

"Yeah, it's me, Dattebayo!" He laughed and rubbed the back of his neck.

"How has training been going?" Kakashi asked and the blonde grinned an put his hands on his hips.

"Awesome, I'm an amazing shinobi now." He boasted and Kakashi smiled under his mask.

"Any chance you know where I can find Tojiru and Sakura?" Naruto asked, staring at the jounin.

"Sakura should be at the hospital...She's become a medic-nin, you know." Kakashi smiled, trying to erase the topic of Naruto's sister.

"Really? That's awesome! Now, back to Tojiru. You've been taking care of my baby sister, right Kakashi-sensei?" The blonde asked, his eyes narrowing on the lazy Jounin.

Kakashi began to sweat.

Although she's a fine kunoichi...She's basically just gone down hill! Taking up Anko and Tsunade's drinking habits!, Kakashi fretted in his mind.

"WOOHOOOOOOOO!" A slurred voice, yelled out, causing a fearful Kakashi and a confused Naruto.

"Heyyyyyyy, there Kakashi-sensei." The girl slurred.

She was no more than 5,1 with blonde side bangs framing her face and a long spiky side-ponytail. The girl had gray-blue eyes that were crinkled in a smile. She also had two distinctive whisker marks on her face. She was wearing a carnation pink formfitting shirt that had a medium size collar and sleeves that showed her shoulder blades. She wore blue short shorts with a black skirt that had thick side straps and had a bag on the back of it. She had a small fishnet band on her right thigh that held an extra long kunai and a small fishnet band above her knee that held a bag of weapons. Her long black ninja boots were slightly worn out and on her hands were gloves that looked to be the same material.

She turned to Naruto, sizing him up.

"You look like my brother." She stated and it dawned on Naruto.

That girl is his sister.

He turned to Kakashi, his void of emotion.

"Kakashi-sensei...Is my sister drunk?" He asked, dead-panning.

Kakashi looked at his former student, beads of sweat forming on his face.

"I've...Got to go find Sakura." And with that he poofed away.

"N...Naruto?" The girl's eyes wdiened and she pounced on him.

"Naruto! I haven't seen you in three years! WE'RE SIXTEEN NOWWWWW!" She sang and Naruto couldn't help but smile.

He was home.


"Hey, Grandma Tsunade!" Naruto waved to the fifth Hokage and ducked a cup that was hurtling at his head.

"Hey Tsunade!" Tojiru called and they both walked into her office.

"Ah, Tojiru. You've got another mission you know." Tsunade informed her and the teen sighed.

"Another one? Doesn't a jounin ever get a break?" She sighed and Naruto turned to his sister in shock.

"What the- Tojiru you're a jounin!" He exclaimed and she nodded happily.

"Hell yes! So get ready for an ass-whopping!" She fist pumped and Naruto and Tsunade sweatdropped.

"You're too much for me, Tojiru." Tsunade groaned and rubbed her temples.

Tojiru laughed and Naruto smiled.

It's good to be back.

"Lady Tsunade!" Naruto turned and saw a girl in a cherry red shirt, black leggings and a light pink skirt that matched her elbow bands. Her pink hair was short and she had a red hitai-ate tied on top of her head.

"Hey Tojiru, Hey Naruto." She greeted warmly and then the girl froze, her eyes widened.

"Naruto?" Her head snapped to him and she ran over and hugged him.

"Naruto! It's been so long!" She exclaimed and looked him up and down.

"You've grown." She stated and he laughed.

"Can't say the same for Tojiru." Sakura giggled and suddenly he was thrown across the room.

"EXCUSE ME, I GREW LIKE, 6 INCHES OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS." She exclaimed, her fist raised in the air.

"It's amazing she's a shinobi, with the temper she has." Kakashi muttered to Tsunade.

Tsunade nodded and Tojiru turned to them too.

"You wanna piece of me too, Kakashi-sensei?" She seethed and he lifted his hands up defensively.

"I'm good." He laughed nervously and Tojiru grumbled.

"Anyways, about your mission, you're going to be bringing these three with you." Tojiru fist-pumped and the others nodded.

"Awesome! You guys don't understand how many solo missions I have. It's unbearable." She laughed and Tsunade rolled her eyes.

"Anyways, the mission is that you just need to retrieve a scroll from Iwagakure."

"Iwa? Will there be any fighting involved?" Tojiru asked and everyone sighed.

"No, no fighting unless you meet an enemy ninja." Tsunade said and Tojiru puffed out her cheeks and glared.

"Tch, This is a genin mission." Tojiru groaned and Tsunade smiled.

"That's because you're bringing a genin with you."

Sakura's eyes lit up. "Who, Lady Tsunade?" She asked and Tsunade smiled.

"Naruto, of course!"


Lulz. :p

Its been so long. :D

Now review, I've done this for all of you. At least gimme something back. XD