A/N: Well, hello there! This here is my first fic, so I do hope it's not crappy. ^(*.*)^

Warnings: OOC-ness, violence, gore, language, fluff, bad attempts at humor, and eventually lemons/limes (Though nothing too heavy yet.) There may be more.. Not sure yet.

Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, InoSaku, maybe some ShinoKiba action? Feel free to suggest other pairings.

Beta: None

Disclaimer: Do I look rich enough to own Naruto? No? Then don't presume that I do.

Now then, on to the story. Enjoy! ^.^

Ch. 1

Sasu-POV-ness:

The room was dark aside from the pale moonlight that filtered through the window and cast a ghostly shadow over my pale skin. I stared at it, blankly and deep in thought about him… It's sad, really. I didn't even know his name and yet I was sure that I loved him. "Hn. Dobe." I secretly smirked, replaying the scene from the previous morning in my head.

Epic Flashback~

'Why is it always me?' I thought to myself as I pressed back into the shadow of a nearby alley. I had gone out to feed and lost track of the time. Which landed me up shit creek. Why? The sun is rising. And despite popular belief, vampires DO NOT sparkle! We burst into fucking flame, thank you very much. 'Sparkling vampires. Pah. More like fairy wanna-bes.' Shaking my head and pushing away the thoughts. I looked around for an escape. Finding none, I sighed and decided to try and make it home before I burned to a crisp.

'Almost there…' I thought, seeing my home and heading for it… Only to be side-tackled by some idiot. "Oi! Get the hell off me, Dobe!" I growled, pushing the offending- and may I say tasty smelling- human off me. "Don't call me a Dobe, Teme!" Was the whined reply. I fought the urge to roll my eyes and looked at the dobe, expecting some ugly, annoying gaki. My jaw probably would have dropped at the sight of the dobe had I not been an Uchiha. The dobe was amazing… Bright blonde hair that could rival the sun, perfectly golden-tanned skin, six, whisker-like scars that reminded me of a fox, and bright, captivating blue eyes. What I wouldn't give to ravish the poor fox. "Hey, teme, are you going to move or just stand there staring like a creep all day?" I blinked, realizing that I had, in fact, been staring. "Hn." I grumbled, moving. "Dobe." The blond huffed and stuck his tongue out at me, which only served to give my overly perverted mind something to focus on and create many pleasurable ideas from. Hmm… I wonder what Dobe tastes like…? I continued to muse as I watched the blonde start to leave. I was about to stop him when a slight burning feeling on my arms prompted me to retreat into my house. Grumbling to myself, I plopped down on the chair in my study and went back to thinking about the blonde.

End Flashback~

And there I was hours later. Still in my chair, thinking about the dobe. Gods, I wanted to see him.. Wait.. Maybe I could! I jumped up and was out the door in a flash. Completely forgetting that I had no idea where the blonde dobe lived…

A/N: And… That's it for now.

So... Do you like it? Hate it? Think I should burn it and find something else to do? Review and tell me! =3

Ja ne!

Shayde-sensei