Westchester Guide to Parenting
Prologue
Congratulations on your purchase of this book of guidelines for parents in Westchester!
If you fall into one of the following economic categories: 1) wealthy, 2) poor or 3) poor and relying on an old friend's financial generosity, and are going to be raising a daughter in Westchester over the years to come, this guide will help you massively.
The guidelines described in this book will help you navigate the tricky years of your little princess's life, from her first steps to her first credit card and everything in between. Being a parent can be terrifying, so we have created guidelines specifically for Westchester to help you and your daughter get along relatively smoothly.
The guidelines are completely idiot-proof, with clear instructions on how you should or should not go about raising your daughter. Feedback and questions are welcomed, as we cannot guarantee complete clarity. (This can be due to varying interpretations of an idea or value; differing levels of intelligence and differences in how a parent believes their child should be brought up).
Finally, should you at any time be dissatisfied with some content in this book, we encourage you to consider how you are raising your child. The answer to your problem with the book may be found in what you are currently doing.
Happy parenting!