"Season 7 is finally here after the long wait. The reason it took so long was, because we got canceled. The disaster known as All-Stars was what killed us and Pahkitew island didn't really help." said Chris "But good news the producers begged us to come back."
In the corner the producers are seen tied up and begging for mercy.
"We decided to bring back some of the best, worst, screen-time lacking, and fan favorites of all of total drama. Before I introduce them I should say what is happening this season. We are having another World Tour. With new challenges, new locations, and a new jumbo jet."
"Let's bring in our first half of the contestants Izzy, Noah, Eva, Cody, Lindsay, Harold, Heather, Alejandro, and Dawn."
All of the players came out one by one. Noah was reading a book not paying attention. Izzy was running around screaming "You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man" while Chef was chasing her with a frying pan. Eva was punching Chris in the balls for not letting her compete for 6 seasons. Dawn was catching butterflies. Lindsay was trying to remember where she was. Cody was on the ground praying to Jesus that Sierra would not be one of the others competing. Harold was telling one of the interns the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. The intern then hung himself from the ceiling. Lastly, Alejandro and Heather were discussing strategy to win.
Chris: Guys, settle down we still have 9 more people to introduce
He now had an ice pack on his kiwis, because of the attack from Eva.
Trent: Nine! Did someone say nine! I love nine! The number nine! It is almost as great as Gwen!
Chris: Trent, you are not competing and neither is Gwen, so can you please get out of here.
Trent: This is bullshit times nine.
He then whistled nine times calling in nine horses and he rode off on them into the nine sunsets.
Chris: Um… Ok, then. I don't know what to say to that. Anyways, our next competitor is Tyler!
Tyler: To the extreme!
He yelled this as he was flying through the air after being kicked by Trent's horses. He skid across the ground, did a somersault, and landed in front of Chris.
Chris: Wicked wipe out man!
Tyler: Thanks, I'm going to win this season! You all better watch out cause I'm a force to be reckoned with.
He then tripped over an ant and fell on his face again.
Chris: Next is Lightning!
Lightning: Shabam! I'm going to the superbowl! What's up Jo, dude?
He went up to Eva for a fist pump when he said this. He got a fist to the face instead.
Eva: I'm a girl and I'm not Jo!
Lightning: Girl? What girl I don't see no…
BAM! He got punched again by Eva
Chris: Let's bring in Scarlet!
Everyone: *Gasp* WHATTTT! WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER BACK!
Scarlet: Hello, everyone I apologize for my actions last season. I behaved erratically and I hope you can all forgive me. I have gone to psychiatric help and I am no longer insane.
Chris: See? All's well that ends well
Meanwhile, Scarlet was plotting to destroy everyone and take the prize money again.
Chris: Here comes my most annoying fan….
Cody: Please don't say Sierra! Please don't say Sierra!
Chris: Topher!
All the color returned to Cody's face and he started doing the macarena with Izzy in celebration.
Chris: Oh, yeah Sierra's here too!
Sierra: Cody-kins!
Topher: Chrissy-kins!
Suddenly, Topher and Sierra were hugging and suffocating poor Chris and Cody. It took the combined strength of Eva, Tyler, Lightning, Alejandro, and Noah's book to get them off of them. After several CPR, intensive care, and weird purple and brown drink thing that Izzy and Chef made minutes later, Chris was able to continue hosting and Cody was not dead.
Chris: These next 2 contestants were on the ridonculous race and Noah knows them really well. They are so similar to each other. One might even say they are siblings. If that isn't obvious enough, then this hint will certainly give it away. One of them is dating someone who is competing this season.
This immediately caught Noah's attention, because he knew they were Emma and Kitty.
Noah: Thank you Chris for letting my girlfriend compete.
Chris: Introducing… LEONARD and GEOFF!
Noah: I hate you Chris.
He then threw a book at the back of the hosts head.
Leonard: Wobbly Dee! Goblin Pee! The winner of this season will be none other than me!
Geoff: What's up dudes long time no see!
He went up to everyone and high fived them, except for Alejandro, who he punched in the face.
Alejandro: Ow! What was that for?
Geoff: For kissing Bridge!
Harold: Wait a minute, you said one of them is dating one of the competitors. So that must mean that Bridgette is coming back.
Chris: Right you are nerdy boy. Oh and since Duncan isn't here he told me to do this.
He then gave Harold a wedgie and threw a water balloon at him.
Harold: Gosh! Idiot!
Chris: Bridgette, come on out.
Bridgette: Hey, everyone I hope I win this season. Geoff! Long time no see!
Chris: And the last and certainly least person, who is only here, because of several lawsuits filed against me and legally has to compete, so I don't get sued and this season get cancelled. Everyone's favorite now completely human homeschooled guy, Ezekiel.
Ezekiel: Yo, Yo, Yo, I'm winning this season, eh. No one can eliminate me now. Even if they do I can just hide in the plane again.
Chris: Yeah, about that we put a tracker in you, so if you try to hide in the plane we can find you and throw you off.
Well, this is the first chapter of my story. I just introduced the contestants and made a few jokes. I promise next chapter will be more exciting. I will make the teams, reveal the first destination, and start the first challenge. I will update this regularly. Every few days will be a chapter. It won't take forever for the next part to come out. Not sure what else to put so… Bye.
Competitors:
Noah, Izzy, Eva, Cody, Lindsay, Harold, Heather, Alejandro, Dawn, Topher, Ezekiel, Geoff, Bridgette, Scarlet, Leonard, Sierra, Lightning, Tyler.
Teams: NA/NA
Eliminated: N/A