Voldemort walked up to Harry. "I have something to tell you Potter."
Harry looked up from his potions book. "And what would that be ol' Voldey?"
"I love you."
They peered into each others' eyes, looking deep enough to read each others' souls. Then they crashed their lips together and fell to the ground. They rolled down the hill completely intertwined and had lots of magical buttsmex with each other.
The End.