This is my first drabble story. It's tons of chapters, but short material. In fact most aren't even 100 words. And it's also all dialogue.
Note: You may need a minimal amount of knowledge when it comes to the comics. Some names from the comics will be mentioned, but a good knowledge of all the movies or Batman wiki will be enough.
I hope you enjoy! Point out any mistakes, the story was written in one sitting so I was getting tired and a horrible backache! R&R for my hardships!
House Of Cards
Joker
Well hello there. I see you're finally waking up. It took long enough. I suppose that means the drugs were worth the purchase. Que the lights and open the curtains boys and girlies, I'm here to give you a show you'll never forget. I'll be your host as we view this little spectacle, a house of cards you could say. Sit back and relax, just don't move too much, you'll set off the party favors. Yes those are wired bombs, so I'd be careful. We'll be playing a game to pass the time. We'll look a each card in a shuffled deck and I'll relate it to something. So let's begin, shall we? Oh! Look it's the joker. So enigmatic, so strange. The joker follows no rules, no or-der. The card that no one wants to see in their hand. That's moi. The Ace of Knaves, Clown Prince of Crime, The Joker! Dun, dun, duhhhhh. Ahahahaha…