SE Conversation
Roxy: Hello, wonderful Soul Eater peeps!
SE Peeps: Hi!
Black*Star: Why is this show called Soul Eater? Why not The Great and Powerful Black*Star?
Roxy: One, Soul is awesome,
Soul: Thanks
Roxy: (succumbs to fangirlism) Teehee, well, you're very welcome, Soul.
Soul: Uhh... ohhhkaaaay.
Black*Star: Why else?
Roxy: Oh, yeah. Two, because the main focus is souls, particularly eating souls, and three, because Soul is the main male protagonist.
Black*Star: What? Why is Soul the star!
Roxy: I dunno. Ohkubo Atsushi wills it, I guess.
Black*Star: So, Roxy, who's your favourite character? Lemme guess, the great and powerful me?
Roxy: Uhhhhh... no.
Black*Star: WHAT?
Maka: Then who are your favourite characters?
Liz: Soul, perhaps?
Roxy: (blushes) No. My faves, in order, are Excalibur-
SE Peeps: EXCALIBUR?
Roxy: Excalibur pwns all. End of discussion.
Excalibur: Why, somebody finally realized my amazingness.
SE Peeps: SHUT U-
Excalibur: My legend starts in the 12th century...
Roxy: Can it, Holy Sword.
Excalibur: FOOL!
Roxy: Okay, Excalibur, you are officially written out of this script.
Excalibur: Wha-(disappears)
Maka: How the hell did you-
Roxy: Ohkubo Atsushi may be God in SE, but here, Roxy wills it! Boo-yeah!
Soul: Whatever. Just get on with your favourite characters.
Roxy:Right so after Ex-
Black*Star: DON'T SAY IT!
Roxy: He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, is Death The Kid-
Kid: YES!
Roxy: Awwww! You're so cute, Kiddo-kun!
Kid: That's why you like me? Because I'm 'cute'?
Roxy: Well, yeah, but also 'cause you're cute and bad-ass at the same time!
Kid: I guess I am.
Roxy: Oh, and 'cause of this.
Kid: What?
Roxy: Kid, your hair isn't symmetrical.
Kid: (bursts into tears) IT IS, ISN'T IT! I'M GARBAGE! ASYMMETRICAL GARBAGE!
Roxy: (giggles) Calm down, Kiddo, I was kidding. You're not garbage.
Kid: Really?
Roxy: Really. Now, onto fave character number three: Soul.
Soul: Cool.
Roxy: (succumbs to fangirlism, again; giggles)
Soul: Please stop making me feel awkward. You're way too young for me.
Roxy: ROXY-CHOP! THANKS FOR RUINING MY DREAMS!
Soul: GODAMMIT!
Maka: Hey, that's my thing!
Roxy: No, it isn't. It's Shinigami-sama's thing, which YOU stole.
Maka: So?
Roxy: Whatever. Next is Shinigami-sama.
Shinigami: Why, thank you, Roxy.
Roxy: You're very welcome. Next comes Blair.
Blair: Meow! Thanks Roxy-kun!
Roxy: (leans in close to Blair) If you dare steal Soul away...
Blair: Meow. Jealous, much?
Roxy: Grrrrrr
Blair: Teehee.
Roxy: Ahem. Next comes Maka.
Maka: YES!
Roxy: Eruka
Eruka: What am I doing here?
Soul: (shrugs) Roxy wills it.
Roxy: Then Black*Star-
Black*Star: FINALLY! Why am I so low on the list, huh?
Roxy: Then Patty-
Black*Star: You didn't answer my question!
Patty: Giraffe!
Roxy: Yes, indeed, Patty. Giraffe. Next is Angela Leon-
Angela: YAY!
Roxy: And, lastly, Franken Stein.
Stein: I'll dissect you.
Roxy: AHHH! Get away from me! (turns to audience) I'm Roxanne-chan, and I interview SE Characters so you don't have to. (turns back to Stein) AHHHHHH! Get that damn scalpel away from me!