Surefire ways to annoy Fang
-Dye his wings hot pink
-Tell him that Angel thinks he's hot
-Tell him that Total commands him to bring him a cup of coffee
-Remind him of when Ari broke his ribs and defeated him
-Tell him Max hates him
-Tell him that everyone in the flock had five cups of caffeinated coffee
-Tell him that Edward Cullen is hotter than him and is Max's boyfriend
-Tell him that the flock is going to Antarctica to do air shows, and that gazzy is driving the plane.
-Tell him Nudge is now a clean freak
-Tell him that Max is really his sister
-Tell him his wings make him look gothic and fat
-Tell him that a pink shirt would make him look slimmer
-Tell him Max is a vampire sent to suck his blood, and to make him join the undead ranks of Damned souls
-Sneak up on him, in the middle of the night, then put makeup on his face and cover the rest of him in whipped cream
-Tell him Angel did it
-Tell him that it is a sign that one day he will become a featherless chicken
-Lock him in an airtight container with Gazzy after he had 20 bean burritos and an extra large Mountain dew
-Tell him that Max is getting married, to Ari
-Tell him that the flock is now Goth and that he needs to leave because he's out of style
-Go on a trip without him, and leave him tied to a tree with Nudge on a sugar high
-When looking for new inconspicuous clothes, tell him that he needs to get pink pants and a matching flowered Hawaiian shirt
-Take him to get a makeover
-Tell the guy shop assistant he is gay
-Make sure they give him pink hair
-Make sure to catch it on video, and then post it on youtube
-Tell him that he will make a great vampire because of his name
-Tell him that Danny Phantom is hotter than him
-Tell him he can't kill you because you are half ghost
-Tell him that Invader Zim will conquer him
-Tell him that Gir has decided that Fang is his new best friend
-Kiss him in front of Max
-Tell Max that he forced you to kiss him
-Hide, and watch Max beat Fang up
-Catch it on video
-Label the video on Youtube "Girls have always been proven the ultimate race"
-Remind him that in ancient Greek mythology women were created to punish men
-Remind him that he is reminded of this fact every day
-Give him a cute fluffy (GROSS!!) pink bunny for his birthday
-Get a video of him snuggling it every night saying "I love you Max, 'dis much"
-Show Max this video
-Get a video of Max laughing
-Show it to Fang