Bella woke up feeling thoughtful. After she spent two hours on her hair and make-up, she decided to go on a walk to talk about her feelings. As she walked out the door, she nearly tripped on the step, for she wasn't watching where she was going
While she was walking into town, she saw someone walking their dog.
Do I love Jacob? she pondered.
Then, she walked past the arts and crafts store. She observed some glitter, and wondered, Do I love Edward?
Five minutes later, she viewed the bakery across the street and mused, Or do I love donuts?
She began walking across the street to confess her love for donuts, but because she wasn't bright, she forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, and she was promptly hit by a bus.
Her last idiotic words were, "I love…you…d-d-donuts"
And everyone else lived happily ever after.
The End.