Mag PD
Eisenwald Chicken
She ran as fast as her little legs could carry her, her cat in her arms. She wouldn't let her be experimented on - she refused!
"Hold up, little girl!" exclaimed the officer and as she turned around her eyes widened. She turned the corner and looked back again.
She just had to make sure her eyes weren't deceiving her. The policeman chasing her had pink hair but that wasn't the strange part. He was holding a CHICKEN DRUMSTICK in one hand and he was EATING it at the same time!
She turned back around, her long blue hair flowing behind her, her arms still clutching her cat for dear life and her eyes were focused on what was in front of her now.
She turned around corner and all of a sudden a sharp pain ran up her legs from her shins as she bowled over onto the ground.
"Ahhh!" she screamed but made sure to hold the cat in her arms. She would protect her no matter what!
Suddenly a pretty woman stood over her, clearly not impressed. She focused and realised the woman was an officer too. Her blonde hair was tied up into a pony tail and she then noticed how busty she was.
This woman was a model, she had to be. How could she be a police officer? But it was hard to miss her short sleeve t-shirt that had "MAG PD" written over her chest area. Was she in her exercise clothes because she was sure that what she was wearing was not a uniform, like the what the other police officers wore who patrolled the street.
The woman wore tight track pants, joggers and looked sweaty like the woman had been running way more than half a block (which was as far as she had run from where she'd rescued her cat).
"Alright Miss, I'm going to have to take you in-"
"Huh? Luce? I thought you were on a run..." exclaimed the pink haired man who was just finishing off his food.
The girl who's name was apparently 'Luce' bristled and walked over to the man, grabbing the rest of his drum stick and throwing it into a skip bin beside her. He screamed in anguish and she swore she saw tears in his eyes.
"Lucy! How could you!"
She watched as the girl's vein on her forehead began to throb and she regarded him with a deadly glare. "Natsu, for the last time, its Detective Heartfilia in public, you numbskull!"
The man pouted and nodded, bringing a hand to the back of his neck guiltily. "Sorry."
"And don't eat and run idiot...I mean how can a perp take you seriously when you do that?!"
She then turned to the girl and sighed.
"Now as for you, you're under arrest," she seemed to say this almost guiltily, her brown orbs showing something akin to remorse, like she didn't really want to arrest the girl with the cat in her arms.
Lucy began to vocalise her Miranda rights to the girl as she turned her small body around and cuffed her hands behind her back - her face against the wall. The cat stood beside her, purring and rubbing her slinky body against the girl's leg.
It was petty theft at best but Carla was her life and those bastards stole her from her home and were going to do experiments on her. When she'd found her, Carla was in a cage!
And when she got to the Mag PD, she explained all this to Detective Heartfilia. She discovered that the model AKA officer that arrested her was Lucy Heartfilia - a detective. She had then discovered that Lucy wasn't even on duty that day but witnessed Natsu chasing a girl down the street with a chicken drumstick in his hand and so, intervened.
"What the fuck, Natsu?" exclaimed a man with short black hair, who had just waltzed through the Mag PD doors with a woman following behind who had tied back blue hair.
"Want a go, Icicle toes?" snapped Natsu.
"Who actually runs with food in their hand anyway? It gives you ingestion problems and not only that, it gives the precinct a bad name, idiot!"
The pink haired guy narrowed his eyes. "Not me, I don't get ingestion problems!"
"Its not something to be proud of, doofus."
Lucy was standing by just seething at the two of them arguing.
Wendy, after finding out the charges had been dropped, hugged Lucy tightly.
"Oh thank you, Miss Lucy!" she exclaimed, her face resting on top of her well endowed chest.
The woman had smiled and put a hand to the back of her head. "I know that you had good intentions but please try and do things the legal way next time, Wendy."
The girl looked up and nodded with a big smile. She began to idolize Lucy because she was strong, smart, beautiful, kind and righteous - not to mention she had huge boobs which she aspired to have too.
But the one reason she decided to change her career path was because Lucy had believed in her - and Natsu too.
And that's how Wendy Marvell got arrested but then soon after decided to join the Magnolia Police Department.
The Magnolia Police Department held one of the highest arrest rates in all of Fiore. The Captain of the Mag PD was none other than Laxus Dreyer - his Grandfather had now retired - Makarov Dreyer.
The Lieutenant of the police department was Erza Scarlett, her partner being Jellal Fernandez. The detectives they had were a fine bunch, quite young too for their age. They were often displayed in the newspapers and also in a magazine that was a tabloid of sorts but instead of featuring celebrities it was for the purpose of showing embarrassing moments for Mag PD and often a lot of gossip within the police department was featured in the magazine.
For some reason, Source Weekly had not yet been shut down.
The top three detective teams, Wendy had discovered, were Team Dragneel (Lucy Heartfilia and Natsu Dragneel), Team Fullbuster (Juvia Lockser and Grey Fullbuster) and Team Scarlett (Jellal Fernandez and Erza Scarlett). These three teams alone held the highest records of arrest rates across the country, making the Mag PD the best in Fiore.
But the one reason why she adored this department was because everyone actually enjoyed being there. They enjoyed making the world better, they enjoyed each others company, but above all...they had fun - some would say too much fun. Well, for police officers anyway.
Between Taco Tuesday, Office Chair racing Wednesday, Dart Thursday and Fight Club Friday - she didn't understand how they held the record for highest arrests in Fiore.
As time went on and Wendy started to grasp the inner workings of Mag PD, she realised that they actually did work but they just had fun as well. Plus, Monday was a full working day with no special events.
Wendy Marvell had been accepted to work as an assistant to Lisanna Strauss, the current administration officer and receptionist at Mag PD. Wendy was just barely seventeen years old, not quite old enough to take the test to join the police force, so this would have to do for the moment.
It was 8.30am on a Monday morning when the great Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia walked in. Now 'walked in' wasn't quite accurate, more like begrudgingly slid in like slugs.
"Mornin'" said Natsu, not even acknowledging them properly.
Natsu wore a suit, barely. It was the attire they were required to wear as detectives but Natsu actually hated wearing suits. He wore a white scarf around his neck and his paisley tie was loosely fitted which sat underneath the scarf. His suit pants were a bit crinkled and wore commando boots underneath. He had a vest over the top of his white button up dress shirt which she could tell didn't even match the suit at all.
Lucy on the other hand wore a short, tight black skirt, a white button up blouse with simple black flats on her feet (no heels in case she had to chase someone down). Her hair was tied into pony tail but the tail still reached down to the middle of her back and she waved at Wendy and Lisanna with a bright smile.
She seemed to be holding a jacket and it was...a men's jacket. Lucy then turned to Natsu, her smile gone. "Can you hold your own jacket? I carried it all the way from the apartment, you dolt!" she exclaimed angrily.
Natsu pouted and nodded as he grabbed his jacket from her and slowly went over and sat in their cubicle which was closest to the entrance. "And will you liven up, its Monday and I want to work on the kidnapping case."
As Lucy turned, Wendy noticed a blue looking cat under her arms. She'd learned that the cat's name was Happy and apparently he was the 'resident' police cat and Natsu's best friend. They brought Happy to the precinct every day.
Wendy held back a laugh at the two. When she had first started this job, she thought that Natsu and Lucy were married or at least together - but apparently that wasn't the case. But they could have fooled her.
When she had asked Lisanna about it, her eyes clouded for a moment. She then realised that Lisanna liked Natsu and they had been on a few dates - apparently they were going out but she wasn't sure that Natsu knew that. In fact, when they asked him about it he didn't blush and didn't seem awkward and simply said "Oh yeah, sometimes we hang out. She's a great gal."
And Natsu stayed over at Lucy's a lot too with Happy, she wasn't sure why because Lucy constantly said he wasn't welcome. It didn't seem to bother Lisanna either since her and Lucy were pretty good friends - like it was normal.
Suddenly the doors to the precinct opened again and the next power partnership arrived.
Team Fullbuster. Now, this seemed to wake Natsu up because within seconds Natsu and Gray were inches apart, insulting each other while Juvia stood behind them with a pout.
Gray wore grey slacks, dress shoes and...no shirt whatsoever. He was the resident stripper and Lucy and Erza had often threatened to arrest him for indecent exposure. But his partner, Juvia, loved every minute of it unless a girl was ogling him.
Juvia Lockser seemed to be a smart girl, pretty too, well endowed but also, she was serious when it came to her work. She joked around and pronounced her love for Gray all the time - got jealous of girls, mainly Lucy who was apparently her 'love rival' but when push came to shove, she was as serious as you can get when it came to arresting bad guys.
Gray Fullbuster was a broad, toned man who had the eyes of a man who had probably seen a lot in his life. He always was so cool looking - hence the nickname Ice Make Gray. Also, he liked to make ice sculptures in his free time, apparently. That included during work time when there was nothing to do.
And then Erza arrived and then things were flying everywhere. Natsu and Gray were knocked out on the ground, Lucy was laughing, Juvia was crying and Jellal had his head in his hands beside Erza who seemed particularly ticked off.
Wendy spotted a white box that was smashed on the ground beside the two and she spotted the label. Magnolia Luscious Cakes.
"Oh dear," said Wendy, looking to Lisanna who shared her sentiment.
"What was the reason for taking out your frustrations on my strawberry cheesecake?" cried Erza, looking to Jellal who just remained silent.
Jellal Fernandez was a quiet man but his eyes told a story that he had been through much in his life. He was an attractive young man, tall, with blue hair and a tattoo over his right eye. Erza and Jellal were older than the others - probably a good five years older actually.
Wendy noticed that he looked at Erza like she was his everything and then she understood why he loved his job and why he chose to be her partner - to protect her.
Although, there was no way that she needed protection, that was for sure.
Erza's voice brought her out of her thoughts from her desk.
"Erza," pleaded Natsu, his charcoal eyes peering up at his Lieutenant through his pink bangs.
"We're sorry," began Gray, his hands in a praying position in front of him.
They were on their knees now but her expression became dark as she pulled out her gun from a holster from her hip. Jellal rolled his eyes and Juvia cringed.
Lucy laughed.
"Prepare to die with honor!" she screamed, point her gun to Natsu's head.
"That's enough! Its too fucking loud in here for a Monday so calm the fuck down!" exclaimed a voice from an office at the far end of the office.
Blonde, spiky hair was seen and blue raging eyes. It was the Captain. Laxus Dreyer.
They all cringed at his voice and proceeded to practically run to their desks.
"So, Luce," began Natsu as he leaned back in his swivel chair, his legs spread in front of him, crossed on top of his desk. He had his arms folded behind his head as he looked over at his partner.
"Yes Natsu," drawled Lucy, her brown orbs eying him suspiciously from her own desk, peering around her flat screen monitor to face him.
She'd literally just logged in and already Natsu was bothering her.
"For dinner tonight...I thought what about roast beef and lots and lots of potatoes and meat and maybe-"
"Are you fucking serious?!" she shrilled but tried to be hushed so as not to annoy the Captain. "We literally just got into work...its eight forty five in the morning and you're already thinking of dinner?"
Natsu frowned as if she were crazy. "Uh, yeah. Food is very important Luce, you know that."
"Well, you have a date with Lisanna, remember?" she said with a huff. "So you should stay with her tonight, yeah?"
Lucy turned back to her work.
The partitions around their desks made each team's area for the most part, sort of private, so Lisanna couldn't hear their discussion from all the way near the entrance of the precinct.
Lucy had a feeling if she had, she would be quite annoyed with Natsu.
Natsu sighed. "What do you mean? We're going to some show or something...that's not dinner! I need food, Luce...FOOD! You should just come and bring Happy too!"
Lucy rolled her eyes. Natsu was so oblivious to Lisanna's feelings...hell, he was oblivious to anything other than fighting criminals and food!
"Luce?" prompted Natsu, taking his feet off the desk, pulling his chair in closer and peering around his own monitor.
Lucy's jaw tightened as her eyes flashed to his. "Can you at least pretend you're working? I'm always the one solving the cases because you refuse to do any research!"
The salmon haired detective smirked. "And that's my girl! Always doing us a favor! You're so good at it!"
Meanwhile, over in the other cubicle, Gray and Juvia were both frantically typing something on their computer screen.
"Hah! I'm done!" exclaimed Gray as he peered over at Juvia who was sitting there twiddling her fingers.
"Gray-sama...I've been done for the last minute."
Gray moaned and narrowed his eyes at her.
"Why must we compete?"
"Because flame brain can't type to save himself," groaned Gray, utterly defeated...by Juvia of all people!
Juvia laughed. "That's true."
Gray resigned himself to focusing on their case.
The Eisenwald Gang were notorious in Magnolia now, they had spread from Oshibana Town and now their reach was far enough to be in Mag PD's jurisdiction. They'd kidnapped many people but their main specialty was assassination. Of that, Gray was sure.
He scrolled his mouse down to see photos of victims they had killed but they never left a trace, other than their mark.
Over in the opposite cubicle, it seemed Team Redfox had arrived.
Gajeel was sitting in his chair with a guitar, humming away and Levy McGarden was almost at her limit with it.
"Are you going to actually work, Gajeel?" she snapped, her hazel orbs regarding him with annoyance. "Ugh. Never mind, I've found our suspect, lets go."
Gajeel nodded. "I knew you would, sweetheart." He got up and followed the little blue haired woman as she grabbed her jacket from the back of her chair and stormed out of their cubicle with Gajeel on her heel.
Three heads popped out of the sides of their cubicles with curiosity. One with pink hair, one with black and the other had long red hair.
"What?!" exclaimed Gajeel. "We've got a perp to catch while you losers sit here bored outta your brains!"
They walked out of the precinct and Gajeel was still laughing.
The heads looked at each other and narrowed their eyes.
"Come Jellal! We must not waste time!"
"Gonna get one before you, flame brain."
"Screw you ice princess!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lunch time soon arrived and Natsu was racing around, trying to find Lucy. He walked up to Lisanna who usually knew what was going on around the place.
"Hey Lisanna, have you seen Luce?" he asked frantically as his head darted all around trying to spot her. He had Happy in his arms too and he was mewing - obviously from hunger too.
Lisanna laughed. "Don't have lunch?"
Natsu looked down at Lisanna and smiled sheepishly. "Naww, she usually packs me some."
Lisanna pursed her lips at this comment. Her blue orbs stared up at him and she smiled. "You could always have lunch with me, I go to the coffee place across the road-"
"Thanks but I gotta find her. I know she's got those left overs from last nights dinner, don't worry, I'll find her!" he exclaimed as he rushed out to the precinct gym.
The white haired girl frowned. That boy probably didn't even know what he was feeling and although she felt a little sadness at this, she couldn't say she was surprised. She knew what Lucy and Natsu had ever since the incident last year when they arrested the boss of a human trafficking ring.
And Lucy was her good friend and only Lisanna knew what they were both feeling - it was a shame they didn't.
Natsu found her with Wendy out at the gym, on the mats. Lucy was teaching her self defense and wore her tight exercise shorts and a tight white tank top - her long blonde hair tied in a messy bun on top of her head.
"...I get what you're saying Lucy, but I'm just a girl," whined Wendy, her eyes on the ground.
Lucy shook her head. "Never say that. Do you know how many men have underestimated me? Look, do you know my specialty? Everyone in this precinct has one."
"She's right, Wendy. If you knew the things Lucy could do to a man, you would wet your pants," said Natsu with a cringe as he sat himself on a bench a meter or so away from the blue rubber mats.
Wendy's eyes widened and her cheeks became flushed. "I-I can't do that...I'm not old enough..."
Lucy's eyes were wide as saucers and Natsu's cheeks turned a shade darker than a tomato. "Oh! I mean...I didn't mean-uh..."
"Oh god, have you two..."
"NO!"
"As if!"
They both yelled at the same time, flushed with embarrassment as they eyed each other awkwardly.
"No Wendy, what he means is...my specialty is close combat. I'm a master in Judo, Jujitsu and I know some other martial arts but I'm mediocre at those, I guess. But everyone at the precinct has a specialty. Natsu's is, well, he has two really. Close combat and arson, he's a master in Kung Fu and he majored in arson at the Academy. Juvia is an elite swimmer and was in the Navy, Gray is projectile weapons, Lieutenant Erza is a master in Kendo and Taekwondo, Jellal is a weapons expert and also is the person to call if you need expertise in explosives. Gajeel is also a master in Kung Fu but is also a marksman - and not just gun sharpshooting. He could throw a pencil and lodge it in someones throat from fifty meters away," laughed Lucy, earning a scoff from Natsu.
"Don't go overboard Luce, more like a meter!" exclaimed her partner in disgust.
"And Levy is an expert analyst. She's solved many a case right from her desk!"
"That's true, its the only reason Iron spaz has had so many arrests," mocked Natsu, crossing his arms over his chest.
Lucy sighed. "Just ignore him, Wendy. Well, how about I give you demonstration? Natsu, get over here!"
He whined and after realising he was still in his suit he went to the change room and came out sporting a white Mag PD tank top and grey track pants.
Lucy ignored how good his chest and abs looked in the top and asked him to attack her.
The next minute, he was on the ground with her thighs either side of his hips, straddling him with ease. He moaned a little from the impact - he was definitely going to bruise from what he just endured.
Wendy's eyes were wide with awe.
"Wow! I want to learn how to do that!" said Wendy with excitement.
Natsu looked up at Lucy but all he could see were her big boobs - kinda hard to miss. She got up off of him but he rushed to the change rooms with tight pants, saying he'd had enough and that it was about time they had lunch.
Lucy watched him walk off with curiosity but shrugged her shoulders as she explained techniques to Wendy and set up some times throughout the week for them to train.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wendy sat at the reception desk, taking calls as usual. She saw Lucy walk past with Natsu and Gray. Team Dragneel were back in their detective attire.
"Are you happy now? The fucking microwave is toast, idiot!"
"Yeah, that was pretty lame flame brain. Wait till Erza sees it."
Natsu visibly paled and didn't respond.
Suddenly Lucy's mobile went off. "Yeah? I see. We're on our way."
Natsu looked to her with a questioning look. "Luce?"
"My CI said some guy is going around saying he's the Eisenwald Chicken...and although it sounds stupid, he is affiliated with the Eisenwald Gang."
Gray's eyes widened. "JUVIA! We're up!" yelled Gray, looking over to their cubicle to see the blue haired woman look around until she spotted Gray.
"Coming my love!"
Gray groaned.
"Uh, what the hell Ice shit, this is our suspect," snapped Natsu, grabbing Gray by his shirt (must have put one on after Erza had yelled at him earlier) and pulling him toward him menacingly.
"Like hell, Eisenwald is Team Fullbuster's case, flame brain so you better fucking recognise!"
Lucy sighed.
"You can all go," spoke the booming voice of Laxus who just happened to be walking back from the lunch room with a donut hanging from his mouth. "Don't fuck it up."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gray was laughing, Lucy was yelling at him and Juvia stood deadpanned watching this comedic scene of a police officer arresting a man in a big weird looking chicken mascot costume.
"MEAT!" screamed the man behind the costume.
The man was clearly insane but Natsu was so pissed off, he was going to arrest him if it killed him. The mascot had breathed fire at his face using some crude device that fake fire breathers used, so his eyebrows were singed and not only that, the chicken had bitch slapped him with his stupid mascot wings...twice.
Oh, that fucker was going to pay.
"MEAT GONE BAD!" screamed the man again as he was pushed, forcefully against a nearby car on the street.
Lucy watched as Natsu easily overpowered the suspect and couldn't help but stare a little too long at his broad shoulders.
Natsu had since ripped off the arms of the mascot so he could get to the guy's arms and handcuffed him in a rough fashion.
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you do or say..."
Natsu read him his Miranda rights and shoved him into the back of their patrol car - which they had to borrow since Lucy's car was at the mechanics. He may or may not have 'accidentally' hit the guy's head on the top of the door frame.
Once he was secured in the back of the car, he slammed the door and snapped his gaze at Gray who had still not stopped laughing.
"Fuck you Fullbuster," snapped Natsu and then his eyes went to Lucy who hadn't been laughing but she didn't help either. "C'mon Luce."
Gray and Juvia followed them back to the precinct.
"So," began Natsu as he sat opposite the ridiculous man in front of him, who was handcuffed to the table.
Lucy stood behind him, leaning against the wall, noticing how the man still wore the tattered mascot outfit but at least now the head was off, so they could see his face.
Gray and Juvia were behind the double sided glass in front of them, much to Gray's anger, but Laxus said they could handle it and said that Team Fullbuster should just watch.
"You're in a lot of trouble Mr Gai," he said as he read some information from a file in front of him.
"Lullaby will still continue and all the meat will go bad!" squawked the man.
Natsu's patience was running thin.
Lucy frowned at his words. Lullaby - Lullaby was a name she recognised. It was a new drug on the street as she remembered her CI mentioning it once.
"Tell us more about Lullaby then," her sweet voice interjected with a small smile.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Natsu rounded the corner to hear laughter coming from the lunch room. He opened the door to see Gray - shirtless as usual - in the middle of a really bad imitation of the 'eisenwald chicken'. Obviously he was a fucking comedian.
All eyes turned on him.
"Whats for dinner Natsu?" asked Levy, holding back a snigger.
"Chicken?" exclaimed Gajeel who then guffawed.
Laughter erupted around the room and he went red as a tomato - but with annoyance more than anything.
"Yeah yeah, real fucking funny, guys!"
"Or maybe the chickens gone BAD!" spoke up Laxus who was also in on the laughter.
Natsu's eyes widened. "Not you too, Cap!"
Laughter was all he heard. He was getting pissed real fast and he looked over and saw Lisanna too, she was smiling so she obviously thought it was funny too.
"You have to admit, it was quite the comedic scene, Natsu," said Erza's commanding voice from across the room, next to Jellal who was smiling too.
"I mean, to be bitch slapped around by a chicken!" laughed Gray who was almost in tears at this point.
Natsu rounded on him. "Wanna fight, Icicle dick?!"
Gray's expression fell and his eyes narrowed. "What was that fire breath?"
A few minutes later they were heading down to Fairy Tail - the bar down town. Natsu was brooding the whole way, hands in his jean pockets.
Lucy walked beside him. "Don't be so mad, Natsu," she laughed.
Not you too.
"If we didn't laugh about stuff, we wouldn't be family," she smiled, linking her arm with his as they trotted toward their favourite after work hang out.
And then he smiled.
"And don't worry, the meat will be good here."
A vein in his head started to throb. God he was pissed off. Damn that fucking chicken guy! He was never going to live this down.
As Wendy sat down with a cranberry juice in her hand, she looked around at all the people she had met but a week ago. They were laughing, having fun and then suddenly Gray piped up.
"MEAT GONE BAD!"
"You are fucking dead, Ice popsicle!"