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"Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go?" Dende said to himself. Dende liked to say things 3 times. Dende flew to Vegeta's house and went in. "Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta!" Dende yelled.
Vegeta turned into a Super Saiyan. "WHAT!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed. He was obviously annoyed.
"Come to Namek! Come to Namek! Come to Namek!" As you can tell Dende is annoying. Vegeta and Dende flew to Namek. When they got there Dende stood next to his bike. "Fix my bike! Fix my bike! Fix my bike! Will you? Will you? Will you?" Dende was screaming in Vegeta's ear.
"GOD IF IT'LL GET YOU TO SHUT UP!" Vegeta said. Vegeta fixed the bike and went back home. When he got back home...
"Hi. Hi. Hi." Dende was eating Vegeta's pickles.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PICKLES? Vegeta yelled. Vegeta loves pickles.
"Eating 'em. My jar's busted." Dende said
"Soooooooooooo?" Vegeta said
"So fix it damnit! So fix it damnit! So fix it damnit!" Dende said. Dende made Vegeta fly to Namek so he could open the jar of pickles. When he got back...
"Sign my permission slip! Dende said
"I don't give a --
"We won't let you see this word!" said Chi-Chi
About your damn permission slip dumbass!" Vegeta took Dende outside and hit him with 12 ki blasts that said "DUMBASS"
"That was fun! That was fun! That was fun!" said Dende. So Vegeta made Dende a (DUN DUN DUN DUN) PEANUT BUTTER SAMMICH! Then Goten, Trunks, and Krillin came up to Peanut Butter Dende. Goten started poking Dende.
"Hey Dende. Why are you so mushy and fun to poke?" Goten asked Dende while poking him. Krillin started to eat the sammich
"Mmmmm. This is good." Krillin said as Dende's head appeared. "Awww. It's tainted." (He didn't bite off Dende's head) "Oh well. Dig in!" All of them (except Vegeta) ate Dende and the peanut butter sammich live and Vegeta watched. Vegeta enjoyed it and his problems were over. Awwwwwwwwwww.
Sequel: Dende's Revenge (or It's Dende Time!)