Sometimes Victorious has to face reality. Really, this is how I think the characters are in a kinda short version. You don't get what I mean? Just read this first chapter

Beck kisses Tori.

Jade sees them.

Jade:OMG! You just kissed Tori! I am gonna kill her! Where are my scissors.

Beck: Jade chillax, it was only a kiss. I still love you.

Jade: Okay but I am still gonna proceed to hate Tori.

Tori: Oh no! I feel bad! But I am still the perfect good person.

Beck goes back to kissing Tori.

Jade: I am gonna kill Tori!

Beck: Calm down Jade.

Process repeats.

Next one: Based on Brain Squeezers, I seriously think that its really weird how a toilet fell on Sinjin and he didn't die and all the gang did was gasp.

The gang is in a game show, suddenly a le wild rocketship appears! And oh no! It lands on Jade.

Host: Whatevs

Tori: Oh no

Cat: Unicorns!

Beck: Oh a rocketship fell on my girlfriend, imma just stand here.

Robbie: That must hurt, maybe now she will accept my thigh cream.

Trina: My hair….

Andre: Poor Jade.

Sinjin: If only a rocketship fell on me…

Jade: Ouch…. ( No injuries, no death, I think they r immortal.)

END OF CHAPTER 1