Sometimes Victorious has to face reality. Really, this is how I think the characters are in a kinda short version. You don't get what I mean? Just read this first chapter
Beck kisses Tori.
Jade sees them.
Jade:OMG! You just kissed Tori! I am gonna kill her! Where are my scissors.
Beck: Jade chillax, it was only a kiss. I still love you.
Jade: Okay but I am still gonna proceed to hate Tori.
Tori: Oh no! I feel bad! But I am still the perfect good person.
Beck goes back to kissing Tori.
Jade: I am gonna kill Tori!
Beck: Calm down Jade.
Process repeats.
Next one: Based on Brain Squeezers, I seriously think that its really weird how a toilet fell on Sinjin and he didn't die and all the gang did was gasp.
The gang is in a game show, suddenly a le wild rocketship appears! And oh no! It lands on Jade.
Host: Whatevs
Tori: Oh no
Cat: Unicorns!
Beck: Oh a rocketship fell on my girlfriend, imma just stand here.
Robbie: That must hurt, maybe now she will accept my thigh cream.
Trina: My hair….
Andre: Poor Jade.
Sinjin: If only a rocketship fell on me…
Jade: Ouch…. ( No injuries, no death, I think they r immortal.)
END OF CHAPTER 1
