Nothing To Say

–Chapter 1-

I wanted to publish this few days ago but I didn't have time and then my computer didn't have internet for few days, sooo… Here it is ;D Hope you'll like it.


General POV

IN THE LIVING ROOM

"So, I was talking to Gibby the other day, and he said in the end of the next iCarly he wants to dance with a chicken." The brunette says while seating on the couch, next to her friend.

"You mean a real chicken ?" the blonde asks, trying hard not to laugh.

"Yeah, and that's not all" Carly says and drinks from her glass of water.

"What's more ?" Sam asks, curious. She has no idea what could possibly be more.

"He wants to do it while wearing an egg costume" Carly says, knowing Sam is now going to burst out laughing.

And she was right. Sam can't hold it anymore and starts laughing so hard, her stomach starts hurting her. "I'm telling ya, there's something wrong with that boy", she says, still laughing, but immediately stops when the elevator door opens and Gibby comes out of it.

"GIBBYYYY ! Hi Carly, hey Sam, did you hear ? I'm gonna dance with a chicken !" Gibby says excitedly as soon as the door opens and goes inside the apartment.

"We talked about it 2 days ago, remember ?" Carly asks, but Sam starts talking before she gets an answer.

"Hey, after you finish your weird dancing thing, can I eat the chicken ?" Sam says and smiles for the thought of eating some fresh chicken.

"What ? No ! You… You…" Gibby says, not loving the idea, and with nothing good to reply. Sure, he loves chicken too, but he would NEVER eat a chicken he knows personally, especially when that chicken is ready to dance with him whenever he wants.

"'You…' What ?" Sam asks, amused as he tries to find the right words.

"I'll let you know when I have something" Gibby says, giving up.

"Don't bother" Sam says while smirk and roll her eyes at him, when suddenly Spencer bursts into the living room.

"Hey, guys, remember that art competition I signed up to ?" Spencer says quickly. He only has 6 days to finish his sculptre and he hasn't even started yet.

Carly stands up and turns around to face him. "Yeah, sure, why ?" she asks curiously.

"I wanted to build a sculpture of a dog made of toilet seats, but there's a problem…" Spencer starts explaining, but Sam cuts him off.

"You need toilet seats" She says knowingly.

"Exactly" Spencer says, a bit surprised for some reason. "So I need you to go buy 15 toilet seats for me RIGHT NOW."

"Why can't you go ?" Gibby asks. He wanted to keep talking about his chicken dance, not looking for toilet seats.

"'Cuz I'm kinda… Ban for life from the bathroom stuff store…" Spencer answers awkwardly. He doesn't wanna talk about it.

"Why ?" Sam asks, forcing him to talk about it.

"I was there, and I needed to pee, and when I got to the toilet part of the store I sorta thought it was the bathroom, so I…" Spencer starts explaining awkwardly, but Sam cuts him off. Again.

"Alright, I got it" Sam says quickly, disgusted from what she knows he was about to say.

"Good, so goooo !" Spencer says loudly while pointing towards the door.

"Now ?" Carly says, not thrilled about the idea. This is NOT how she wanted to spend her day.

"Then when ?" Spencer says, like it was so obvious.

The door opens and Freddie walks in "Hey, what's up ?" he says, closing the door after him.

"You all are going to buy me some toilet seats !" Spencer screams and pushes them all out. "Bye !" he adds, a second before closing the door.

"We are going to need money, you know" Carly says from the hallway, and Spencer opens the door, throws his wallet at her and closes it again, and they start walking away, towards the bathroom stuff store down town.


DOWN TOWN, WALKING TO THE STORE

"…And that's why we need to go buy toilet seats instead of Spencer." Carly says after explaining to Freddie why Spencer can't go buy toilet seats by himself.

"Can I talk now ?" Gibby says excitedly right after Carly finishes. He has something REALLY important to say.

"Sure, talk…" Carly says, looking at Gibby, thinking he's probably gonna start talking about his chicken dance and how amazing it will be.

"I'll dance with a chicken !" Gibby yells, as expected.

"We already know that" Sam says, tired of hearing him talking about that.

"Freddie doesn't" Gibby says, a bit annoyed, and cause Sam roll her eyes at him.

"Congratulations Gib…" Freddie says, used to his friend's weirdness.

"I know, isn't it so awesome ?" Gibby jumps happily while walking. He can't wait for his big dance day.

Sam's POV

We walk for something like 10 minutes and finally get to store. Gibby is still talking about his chicken dance. He desperately needs a therapist.

"Hey" Carly says to the owner and smiles politely.

"What do you want ?" he answers angrily. Strange man.

"We need 15 toilet seats, so can you hurry up and get them so we can leave ? I'm starving !" I say.

"But you just ate !" Carly says to me, probably surprised of how fast I get hungry again.

"So ? What's you point ?" I know I just ate, but on the way here I saw a restaurant serves many different kinds of meat, so it kinda made my hunger come back...

Carly rolls her eyes at me and turn back to the owner. "Can you just give us the toilet seats ? Please ?" She says and smiles again.

"Sure, just a sec" he smiles back and walks away, and I can hear him mumbles to himself "Weirdoes…"

After 15 minutes he comes back with a box full of toilet seats.

"That'll be 145 dollars" he says while putting the box on the floor, and Carly hands him the money and try to lift the box.

"Ok, there's no way I'm carrying this. Too heavy." Carly says, giving up.

"I'll do it" Freddie jumps immediately, like he'll do anything for her, like he just waited for her to say something like that so he could help her and be her hero or whatever… That jerk. I mean, he is all after Carly again, like nothing happened between us… And maybe it was all just one big lie to make Carly, in a very strange way, to like him. And I fell for it…God I hate that boy. Why does he have to be so cute ? Ok, I did NOT just think that. And the way he's been treating me lately got me really pissed at him. He got mad at me at the pear store for nothing, and couldn't even save his thoughts to himself. If he would, we both still had a job. I don't even know why I quit… "I could do it, you know, if my mom hadn't…" he starts saying after the expected failure, but I cut him off.

"Yeah, right" I laugh at him, but all he does is rolling his eyes at me.

"Just give it to me" Gibby says and hardly lift the box, but eventually succeeds and starts walking, and we follow.

"I'm hungry !" I say. I desperately need that chicken.

"I'll get you food as soon as we get home, ok ?" Carly asks, keep walking.

"But I need that chicken NOW, and there's a restaurant right over there." I say while pointing towards the restaurant. "I'll eat it on the way !"

"We'll be home in 5 minutes" Carly says.

"That's a lot ! I can't wait that long !" I answer. How can she not understand that ? I'm hungry NOW. But all she does is rolling her eyes and keep walking.

"Oh no…" Freddie suddenly says.

"What happened ?" Carly asks, worried. Who cares ? I need chicken !

"I think I left my pear phone in the store." Freddie says, worried too.

"Then go get it back. We'll wait for you in my apartment, ok ?" Carly says. That is SO NOT FAIR.

"Wait, why can he go get his stupid pear phone, and I can't go buy chicken ?" SO NOT FAIR.

"Fine, go with him, we'll meet you there, bye !" Carly says while giving me her wallet so I can buy the chicken since I have no money here and waves, and Gibby does the same, and they walk away before I can say anything. Now, that is what I would like to call AWKWARD. We both just stand there, with nothing to say. But hey, anything for chicken.

"Chicken first" I say and go right up to the restaurant before he can stop me. I buy two chickens and a smoothie and immediately start eating. That chicken is just sooooo good.

"Come on" Freddie says and grabs my arm. I shake him off me and after 5 minutes of walking we finally get to the store.

"So where do you think it is ?" I ask him.

"I think it probably fell when I went to the bathroom." He says and I laugh. "The REAL bathroom" he adds and I stop laughing.

"Well, where are they ?" I wanna leave this place already.

"In the back of the store, come on." He answers me and starts walking. I follow.

We look in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, when I finally find it behind the toilet. I don't wanna know how it got there. I take it out and give it to Freddie. "Let's go already" I say.

"Where did you find it ?" he asks curiously.

"Behind the toilet" I answer, waiting for him to start moving towards the exit.

"Ohhhh it probably fell when…" he starts saying, like he just realized something.

"I don't wanna know !" I quickly cut him off. He smirks and we start walking towards the door, when suddenly the lights turn off and the door slums heavily. I can hear the owner locks it and leaves. It's past 2 PM so I guess he went out for his lunch break and be back in two hours. Damn. I can't believe it. I'm stuck in here. And the worst part ? Freddie is stuck in here too.

END OF CHAPTER 1


What did you think ? Did you like it ? Did you love it ? :D Or you didn't ? :( I'm not so good at guessing so you'll just have to tell me that by yourselves and review ;) Next chapter will be up in 5 more days the latest, but I'll try do it faster :D