This is one of my first stories, so I found it weird to do a crossover already. But I saw the similarities of Max Ride and Bioshock, so I made a plot and *BAM!*

Disclaimer: I do not own Bioshock or Maximum Ride in any way. I only made this for people's sick amusement. Enjoy

After 3 years of getting out of hiding, finding out who my mom, dad and brother were, and beating the crap out of Itex, me and the flock decided to just have a vacation. "I want to go there! That has the Eiffel Tower! OHHH! What about that place with the big clock tower! What is it called? The Big Ben? Max, why do they call it the Big Ben? Oh god, all these places look beautiful! Max which place do you-""I'm thinking" I said, interrupting Nudge. "Uh, Max, don't you think we could just stop somewhere first?" Gazzy asked. "Look Gazzy, we just stopped half an hour ago to eat, what could you possibly…" The answer came quickly when he let out one of his signature moves. Everyone had to hold there noses just to not die from the gas. "GAZZY!!! OF ALL THE TIMES YOUR STOMACH COULD HAVE GONE BAD, WHY NOW?!" I just couldn't help screaming, between Nudges black hole for a mouth and Gasman's fart solos, I felt like losing it. The moment I felt like screaming even more, I heard my Voice speak again since God knows how long. Max! This is important! Wow, like I haven't heard that one before. Your mother and father need you immediately! They have found something vitally important to Itex! That stopped my cold in midair, making Gasman, Iggy, and Nudge bump into me. "Hey, what's with the stop down in front?" Total yelled to me from Iggy's arms. I thought we got rid of Itex...I thought to the Voice. There is no time to explain now! You must hurry to this location! He popped a location on the map the map I was holding into my brain. "Well guys, sorry, but the vacation will have to wait." "WHAT?!" the flock said it unison. Even Fang seemed kinda mopey now.