Disclaimer: Don't sue me Nintendo, I do not own those Mario brothers because you guys do. I do not make any money for making this story because if I do I would get sued and lose the money I got from making this story so it would be a retarded idea. This is a story about how those Mario brothers rescued Peach from the bastard Bowser.
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The Mario Bros. were busy watching National Geographic's Goomba Whisperer when Bowser interrupted their show by saying, "Dear Mario Bros, if you want your Princess Peach back, then come to my castle and get her back!" Luigi then told Mario, "Mumma mia! We have to get the princess back for no explained reason!" Mario replied, "Wait a minute, I'm watching something," as he was using his trusty binoculars to watch his green, coily tube of a neighbor take a shower. Luigi replied to Mario's reply by saying, "Dang it Mario, don't you know the old saying, 'Bros before Hose'?" Then he zipped down the fly of his pants and shot a fireball out of his penis, blowing the tube's house up. Then Mario sighed and replied to Luigi's reply to Mario's reply by sighing and saying, "Okay, let's-a-go!" So then they used one of those awesome (not) warp pipes to go to world 1, the first level. "Hey," Luigi said while shiting on a Koopa and then using the shit-covered shell to clean his ass with, "I found a question-mark brick I can bash my skull into!" And so he did and his brain spilled everywhere. "Say something, Luigi?" Mario said while eating the remains of his dead brother's organs. "No." Mario replied to Luigi's reply was "AHH SHIT ITS A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!", not knowing that Luigi had another life. Luigi's reply to C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Anyway, Mario ran all the way to World 1-2 where he realised he could not run on water like Jesus and fell into the water and started farting. "WTF HOW CAN I BREATE IN WATER?" Mario yelled, still stunned about how his bro was a zombie. "I'm not a zombie," Luigi said when he caught up with Mario, and Mario replied with "Okay," and so Mario skipped 1-3 and went straight to 1-4 by riding on Luigi, who was using that cool Side-B thing to propel himself forward. At 1-4, when they got to Bowser, he was shooting fire out of his penis like Luigi does, so they were having a fire penis contest. Luigi won because he was gayer, and the Bowser who lost was actually a Goomba in desguise. Then the 2 found Toad, who said their princess was in another castle. Noone saw him ever again.
-about 7 Worlds later-
Mario and Luigi bla bla 8-4 bla bla Final Battle when Mario found a mushroom. "Hey its a mushroom," he said, then ate it. When he ate it, he got high and started to shoot everything with his train thing from Mario Party 7, even Bowser because he thought that they were zombies. Then he got to Peach, who had big boobs and was all stripped and stuff from Bowser. "Thank you for your hard work, Mario," she said, "now for your prize..." At that moment, Mario killed her and all the Mario games after this ceased to exist because every fraking Mario game has to have Peach in it. The End.
By Mr. Awesome, the king of wat.