'Maybe this wasn't such a good idea..' Thought Jedediah as he watched a drunken Octavius stumble around a camp fire Jed had built not long ago, he didn't think this cause of fear of the man getting hurt or anything, more because the General had fallen quite a few times and being in a 'skirt' didn't help at all as Jed could clearly see up the mans 'skirt' each time.

"Oh this is some decent stuff I might say Jedediah, umm what did you call it?"

"Moonshine." Answered Jed and took a swig from his flask and passed it on to the drunk man.

Suddenly the Cowboy was nearly crushed by Octavius who had misjudge the distant to the ground and landed on Jed instead of next to him.

"Holy shit! I'm being crushed! Get off me ya drunkin idiot."

Octavius merely giggled as Jed struggled to shove him off, with a louder giggle he let his body go limp and draped himself over the Cowboy.

"Oh lighten up Jeddy…" A small snicker "Hehe, Jeddy"

Octavius suddenly began to laugh hysterically mostly likely to some inside joke with himself. It wasn't long till Jed started laughing as well.

"You're as crazy as popcorn on a stove, ya know that?"

The General rolled over, his face a few inches from Jed's.

"Did you just call me… popcorn?" Asked Octavius, his warm breath rolling over Jed's lips causing the cowboy to turn pink in the face

"I called you crazy ya drunk" Replied Jedediah slowly he let his eyes travel down the drunk mans body his eyes lingering a little to long on the mans upper thigh, hearing the other man clear his throat he quickly looked away and noticed Octavius was staring at him the whole time.

"Did you find something that catches your interest Jedediah?"

Mouth going dry, lump forming in his throat, Jed glanced to the fire at a loss for words until a pair of warm lips started to attack his throat.

Octavius grinned in victory as a weak groan escaped the younger mans lips, moving upward he quickly latched himself to Jed's lips in time to let his tongue sweep the others mouth.

Jedediah couldn't believe this was happening, not that he wasn't complaining, he was quite enjoying the mans wandering and wild tongue.

Jed let his hand slowly travel up Octavius' leg and gently squeeze his ass causing the drunk General to let out a mixed squeak like groan.

Breaking away from the kiss Octavius smirked and slowly wiggled down the cowboys body, stopping at his pant buckle.

Jed bit his lip in anticipation then suddenly frowned as Octavius face went from a smirk to a trouble expression.

"Oh please don't tell me yer gonna lost it?"

Octavius was about to answer when his eyes rolled back, lids closing, face landing in the cowboys lap.

Jed grunted softly and sighed in relief, after a few seconds he noticed the General wasn't moving.

"He-hey Octavy?"

Giving him a gentle shake the only sound that came from the drunk mans lips was snoring.

"Oh come on!"

The only thing Jed could do was laugh at his situation