Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Wow! Hilarious, forget lenny henry, Russell howard! You leave them all in the dust. 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Why do I get the feeling that this girl's a raging homophobe? Anyone else get that vibe? raven, bloodytearz666 She sounds like a nice happy girl. 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. Could I suggest getting a new beta? U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! What!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way God! And I thought my parents hated me! and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Well thanks for clearing that up for us. with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back Not only do you need a new beta but your hairdresser doesn't sound like they're up to much and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) Ok, I'm gone. I'm not related to Gerard Way Who? Oh great, I'm still here but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Incest much? Seriously does anyone know a way out of here? I'm a vampire And there was me thinking you were just a weirdo with no friends but my teeth are straight How does that work? and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England SCOTLAND! where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). And the award for most obvious statement goes too… *drumroll* I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) I can't believe you just insulted my intelligence! and I wear mostly black. Go figure. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Well I didn't think you were a topshop girl. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Oh that was coco chanel on the phone, she wants to know what you think of the summer collection! I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Yeah, I've heard the "domestic violence" look is very big this year! I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. You did what? How very dare you!
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Dun dun dun! Draco Malfoy! Oh, bit of an anti-climax, there was me thinking it would be Freddie Kruger.
"What's up Draco?" I asked. What's up? hmm where shall I start? He's a megalomaniac with an overzealous enjoyment of pain and a superiority complex!
"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco? The psycho death eater? Shy?
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Yes she's gone! Now please get me out of here!
AN: oh great she's back! IS it good? Do you really want me to answer that? PLZ tell me fangz!