Introduction
Big red curtains cover the huge stage hiding the secrets behind the stage. Lights moving all over the place centering to the middle of the stage. Two guys in freshly pressed suits walk out in style side by side with microphones in hand. The first one had a bowl shaped head with lots of shine with pretty much the biggest smile on his face than you will ever see. The second one has nice colored kind silver and giving this is going to be fun kinda look.
Kakashi: Good evening ladies! Welcome to the fist annual Hidden Leaf Village Bachelor Auction, all of our ninja boys are hopefully going to leave here with a pretty young lady and all the money that was used to buy him will be donated to better ninja programs at the Hidden Leaf Training School.
Guy: Here is how all of this stuff will go down. When you buy or bodacious bachelor's they will be yours for 2 weeks to do whatever you want.*holding up to fingers with a sparkle in his teeth*.After those two weeks have passed then everything will be in reverse boys will buy girls this time. Any questions…?
Kakashi: okay then ladies get you purses and check books out because we're about to start. First we have *reads note card*. He's very talented in tyjutsu; very well he's just a very nice guy all around
Narrator: Rocklee walks out on stage in a nice green tux smiling with his eyes closed and sticking his thumb out
Rocklee: I will make sure you will have a very good time with me and I would be pleased you will bid on me I won't waste your money *bows*
Guy: okay let's start the bidding at about 20 dollars…
*cricket cricket cricket*
Narrator: in the crowd with the girls
Hina: *whispers to TenTen* this is sooo sad
TenTen: yeah I know I think someone should bid for him
Hina: that's perfect!
TenTen: what are you about to do, Hina I know you
Hina: *raises her hand* TenTen bids 10 dollars!!*thinks* she's going to hate me for this
Guy: ahh Hina I don't think you can bid…..for
Kakashi: sold to TenTen for 10 dollars..let's bring out the next person. Guy do you wanna get this one?
Guy: sure he's from a very well known clan in the village, he's smart, strong, and all together a great student!!!!! Lets bring out Neji Hyuga!!!
Narrator: a bunch of female ninja's run into the auditorium yelling and screaming pushing and shoving. They were all excited and had hands full on money. Every one face was like "OMG"
Girl: *huff huff* h-hey did you g-guys do*breathing* s-sasuke y-et??
Narrator: all the girls screamed
Sakura: oh no you girl-guys need to get out!!!!!!
Ino: Sasuke belongs to this village not your so get out!!!
Kakashi: who let you in?
Guy: we need to get on with this I have training l8r on
Kakashi: fine girls sit down and be quite, so any bids for Neji Hyuga?
Girl: 10 dollars for him!!!l
Narrator: all the hidden leaf girls look back at the girl from the other village who was standing up…they dropped their mouth…she was beyond pretty and looked just like a famous model.*Naruto boys back stage* shocked *all except Sasuke who seemed a little interested
Neji: *shocked*
Kakashi: Going once..Going twice….
TenTen: 20 dollars!!
Narrator: all the girls look at TenTen who was bright red and sat down to hide her face
Neji: *slightly smiling in joy and relief at the same time*
Kakashi: Going once, Twice, Sold to TenTen once again*he said in a hurry*
Guy: okay let's bring out the # 1 hyperactive knuckle headed ninja, he's very persistent and someone who will always keep you laughing and dreams of becoming ho Lets bring out Naruto Uzumaki!
Narrator: Naruto walks out on stage with a nice navy blue tux on with a big but nervous smile on his face
Kakashi: so, let's start at about 5 dollars
Naruto: why does everyone else start off at 10 dollars and I get 5!!! That's not fair!!!! Kakashi Sensei!!
Kakashi: now everyone knows how he got his nick name, so 5 dollars?
Narrator: in the crowd with the hidden leaf girls. Everyone looking at hinata
Hinata: why is everyone staring at me?
Sakura: because we all know you like naruto and were waiting for you to buy him…
Hinata: but I'm not going to..
Ino: I'm so sick of you not going for what you deserve hinata, but then again you deserve a lot more than naruto
Naruto: *on stage* you know I can hear your big mouth Ino*with his fist in the air
Sakura: if you're not going to do it then we are! Kakashi sensei all the girls from the hidden leaf bid 5 dollars!
Guy: fine I guess so to the hidden leaf village girls for 5 buck-a-ronnies
Hinata: *blushes* I can't believe you did that*hold her head down*
Kakashi: okay I have to ask that everyone stays in there seat to avoid bruising, bleeding, cutting, and or any more injuries….this is for your own safety!! Please respect that, thank you.. okay he's graduated the head of the class, and the head of his squad, he has a strong will and seeks to gain power and to become avenger…(smirks) alright then…(weird face) let's bring out Sasuke Uchiha!
Narrator: all of the outer girls rush themselves to the front of the stage
Girl-1: 20 bucks!!!*holding up her money*
Girl-2: 40 bucks!!!!! *yelling and jumping*
Girl-3: 60 bucks!!!!!*pushing other girls out of her way*
Sakura: *pushes her out of the way* you shut up you shouldn't be here*holding fist in the air* Kakashi Sensei I bid 100 dollars!!*pushing the other girls head down
Ino: oh no forehead your not getting him I bid 200 bucks!!!!
Girl-3: *kicking Sakura off of her in the face* 300 bucks!!
Hina:*standing on the seat* oh my god there crazy people!!!!
TenTen: *standing on the seat* I'm slipping Hina help!!*about to fall into the huge pit of fighting girls*
Hina: NOOOO!!!!*reaches hand out* TTTEEENNNTTTEEENNN!!!
TenTen: tell my parents I love them!!*falls into the crowd*
Hina: Noooo!!! TenTen she was so young ...*hold fist in air* I'm not giving up that easily*jumps into crowd in a diving position*
Narrator: on stage
Guy: Kakashi we need to do something!
Kakashi: guy some battles you know you can win others you cant ..well this one is neither its just something to laugh out..Sasuke what do you think
Sasuke:*trying to keep his cool but still stunned* ……who signed me up for this stupid thing anyway?
Narrator: The stage bumps
Sasuke: *trips* what the crap?
Narrator: with Hina in the crowed trying to find TenTen
Hina: TenTen!! Answer me!!*pulling some girls hair*
TenTen: I'm over here!!!*kicks random girl in the head*
Narrator: a girl jumps on Hina
Hina: what the crap get off of me before I get mad!!!!*punches her in the face*
Girl: no way your not getting Sasuke you fangirl
Hina: oh I know u just didn't call me a fangirl baby it's on!!!*jumps on her like a tiger and beats her to the ground*
TenTen: oh, great Hina went ghetto' -_-*
Girl: get off of me weirdo
Hina: who you callin' a weirdo?!?!
TenTen: *pulling Hina off of the girl* Hina come one we need to save ourselves!!
Narrator: a big fat ugly girl eating doughnuts walk through the door and yells
B-Girl: 600 bucks !!!!!!!
Kakashi: *scared face*ahh going once…….going twice…………………..goin-
Hina: 900 dollars!!!!!!!*standing up*
Narrator: everyone looks at Hina in shock including Sasuke
Kakashi: once twice third gone to Hina*he said in a hurry*
Hina: *stunned look on her face* w—what did I just do… *thinks* why the crap did I just do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: okay let's move on to the next guy…he's very smart, but doesn't like to do a lot of things but very himself and I guess down to earth Shikamaru Nara.
Narrator: Shikamaru walks out on stage
Mina: 20 bucks!!!!
Girl-1: mmmmm….......he's yummy!! Twen---
Narrator: Mina's staring back at her with dangers and her fist in the air the scariest she's ever looked *
Guy: alright then sold to mina!!*smiles at the camera* okay next up is a guy who is full spunk (I would say so) he loves animals and is very attached to his dog akamaru give it up for kiba!!
Kina: 20 bucks!!!! 20 bucks!!! 20 bucks!!!!
Narrator: girl in the back
Girl: take you hood off I can't see your face?!
Kiba:*takes hood off and wipes his messy but neat hair cut*
Girl: 30 dollars!!!*hearts in eyes*
Kina: never!!*jumps out of her seat and bites the girl*
Kiba: lol *thinks* that's my girlfriend
Guy: sold to kin, okay that was out last bachelor of the night . Everything will start tomorrow at school so boy's be ready!
Narrator: back stage with the boys talking
Narrator: mindless or unimportant gabbering going on
Shino: *in a dark corner* they completely forgot about me ..well it isn't the first time………………..*emo stuff*
Choji: *in the same dark corner* yeah you would have thought they would notice but they didn't
Shino: come my friend we shall plan our revenge!
Choji: *looks at him very crazy* *thinks* no wonder this dude has no friends…..*stop thinking* alright let's do this there learn their lessons.
To be continued……
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