{The whole gang is at Monica's & Chandlers new place. Ross is wearing his legendary red sweater. Chandler is wearing a T-shirt which says : "I LOVE ESPN" and Joey is wearing ....Omg ...I think I am becoming like Chandler. Hot girls are sitting there and I am only focussing at what guys are wearing. Aniways, Joey has brought his new girlfriend Dona with him.}
Joey {To Dona} : " Do you want another beer?"
Dona : " Another? I didnt even had one."
Pheebs { just entering in the room}: " I too dont have one..{after a brief silence} Are we talking about penis?"
Rachel {sarcastically} " Why would we be talking about penis?"
Pheebs: " Coz Chandler is wearing a T-shirt that says 'I LOVE ESPN'"
Ross : "And....."
Pheebs : " Could I be more clear."
Joey : " Thats a good one."
Pheebs : " Arrange the words . 'I LOVE ESPN ' is anagram for 'LOVE PENIS'"
Chandler : " No..its not."
Monica {just entering with the twins} " Chandler ..little help?"
Chandler : " I think you need something more than a little help...{Monica stares at him and Chandler rushes forward to help her with the babies}
Ross : " Hey look at today's headlines- 'MAN RAPED BY SERIAL REAL'"
Rachel : " Who is Serial Real?"
Ross : " He is a gay man who rapes another men."
Chandler : {excitedly adds to Ross piece of information} " So far he has raped 28 men ..all of them were cute were good looking" {stops talking}
Pheebs : " May God Chandler be the 29th."
Dona : " You know ...I think Serial Real is a superhero ..who punishes evil men by having sex with them."
Rachel : " Eww..."
Joey : " Whats if there is a evil woman?"
Pheebs : " Eww."
Joey : " You know..Dona is a detective."
Dona : " Yeah....but as a kid I always wanted to be a singer...."
Ross : " You could be a singer if you were mad."
Dona : {shocked} "What."
Ross : " Mad Dona? MADDONA?" {Giggles as if he has cracked the greatest joke.}
Dona : " Thats not funny."
Pheebs : " I have to go. Catch you all later. And Chandler beware of Serial Real."
Chandler : " I am not afraid of him. .In fact I am waiting for him to come and.........."
Rachel { completing Chandler's sentence}"............rape me?"
{Ross laughs..Monica trys to cool down kisses the twins and leaves}
Dona : " I think we should go too."
Joey : " Bye."
Dona : " I mean we should go.....we will miss the damn movie."
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{NEXT DAY}
Monica has just woke up and is surprised to see that Chandler is not on his side of bed.{p.s : here's a F.R.I.E.N.D.S trivia. Chandler sleeps on which side of bed?
Hint : The same side as Richard slept.
Chandler : " Come here honey...I have something to show you."
Monica : " What?"
Chandler : " Look at these posters of naked ladies. Arent they hot?"
Monica : " You better have Carol's and Susan's opinion on that."
Chandler : " It was Okay for them to be a lesbian but it is not okay for me to be Gay?"
Monica : " What?"
Chandler : " I am not gay."
Monica : " Believe me I know I would be your sister in law"
Chandler : " Come on...Ross would never marry me."
Monica : " What are these naked pictures doing here?"
Chandler : " Just for everyone to see and know that I am not gay."
Monica : " Honey..we cant have these naked pictures in our Drawing Room. There are kids in house."
Chandler : " I am sorry."
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{ITS A LITTLE AFTER MIDNIGHT. RACHEL HAS JUST CALLED JOEY}
Rachel : " Are you sleeping?"
Joey : " I was sleeping one minute ago."
Rachel : " What happened? Did you saw a bad dream and woke up?"
Joey: " No...You called one minute ago...remember?"
Rachel : " Oh yeah."
Joey : " Is everything Okay?"
Rachel { thinking hard to find something to ...} " I just saw a scary dream."
Joey : " Relax..."
Rachel :" Sharks ate Ross.."
Joey {shouting} " Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
Rachel : " I mean...in the dream."
Joey : " Whose dreams...yours or the sharks?"
Rachel : "What?"
Joey : " Everything is go to sleep."
Rachel : " No..Joey..wait."
Joey : " What?"
Rachel : " I cant go to sleep."
Joey : " Why?"
Rachel : " Because I am thinking about you."
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{DAY AFTER TOMORROW}
{Monica has not yet returned from work. Chandler is a little worried. He has called everyone he knew more than once. Concerned Ross , Rachel and Joey are there with Chandler.
Joey is trying his best not to make eye contact with Rachel}
Ross { extremely worried} " Dont worry Chandler. She will be back in no time."
Rachel : " May be she has gone to see a movie!"
Chandler " Without me?"
Joey {even louder} "She went to a movie without me."
Ross : " Come on Joey..we are not even sure where she is."
Joey {angrily to Chandler} "I told you moving here was a bad idea. You have been here for a less than a week and Monica has been kidnapped by a mafia gang."
Ross : " Joey.........."
Rachel :{praying to God} " Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Chanler : " I think we should inform the police."
{Enters Pheebs ...she was shouting : " I found her...I found her"
Everyone gives a sign of relief.
Chandler runs only to find Pheebs holding Erica.}
Pheebs : " You said on the phone that Erica has'nt returned home was here all the time."
{Pheebs was playing with Erica and Little Erica was laughing.....totally unaware of the situation}
Chandler : " I meant Monica. Monica has'nt returned home."
SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Some facts :
1: This is the second fan-fiction I have used 'I LOVE ESPN' is anagram for 'LOVE PENIS'.
2:Chandler : " Look at these posters of naked ladies. Arent they hot?"
My friend wanted me to write 'pamela anderson' pics..to bring that baywatch flavor.
3: Initially , I had planned that Monica and Chandler will fight over the naked pics in drawing room . But then I figured they are now much more mature to do that.
4: You may have noticed that I dont write about Mike. Simply because I wanted Joey and Pheebs together.
5: When I couldnt find a good name for Joey's girlfriend, I wrote Dona. Doesnt it rhymes with Mona.
7: I was thinking of writing a fan-fic titled "Honey I shrunk Rachel and Joey." Does that name ring a bell.
8: This is the third fac-fic I am writing when Monica will be pregnant .Only this time , Chandler would not be the father.
TO BE CONTINUED.............