hanging out with JBL?

jbl:chris! chris!

chris:what?

jbl:well i once had a pony and i farted so it died and now im sad!

chris:well may-

jbl:but then i got a chicken and named it carlisle but then kane saw it, took it and then burned him up!
chris:well y did u n-

jbl:so then i wanted sum beer and went to get sum but on the way i heard a micheal jackson song and then i screamed and ran but bumped into the undertaker and he sounded gay!

chris:undertaker is g-

jbl:so then the next day i woke up and saw a chipmunk on my pillow!

chris:how did a chipmunk g-

jbl:so then i took a knife a cut him in half and then i saw all of its guts then i screamed then melina came in and called me a fag and walked away!

chris:ur such a-

jbl:then i went to the bathroom and i saw a hippo in my toilet and i screamed and then i fainted!

chris:y was ther a h-

jbl:so then wen i woke up, the hippo was gone!

chris:will u sh-

chris pulls jbl to my room while jbl is still talking

jbl:so then the pony sed that i hav mental issues!

chris give jbl to me

chris:here! he's ur problem now!

me:chris dont go! i dont want an ego maniac here!

chris:fine ill stay but he will talk to u not me

me:no!

chris:ya!

i hug chris

chris:ok fine but if i die of boredom, take Mr. Fluffykins!

chris hands me a blue and green blanket

me:ok...

chris:make sure u tell him stories b4 nite nite!

me:O.o

THE END OF STORY!