AN: Hey guys this story is just gonna be a place for me to dump ideas that come into my head for jokes, possible story ideas, and parts of stories that I haven't gotten to yet. All of which I may or may not work into my actual stories. These will likely be short and are made to get the ideas out of my head. Hope you enjoy these tidbits of randomness.
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Jealous Draco
Draco Malfoy was mad. Furious. Pissed off beyond belief. At least internally, as on the outside he was simply grumbling to himself. "Damn Potter." "Filthy Mudbloods" and other such phrases we're all that those who were standing around him could hear from him. Potter was once more being giggled and molested by a band of overly excited girls, and he just looked sooo cool about it. It made Draco sick. But he wasn't jealous. Oh no for he was a Malfoy. And Malfoy's don't get jealous. But still seeing this just made Draco want to kill something. Preferably Potter. He knew he couldn't do it on his own, always better to have a scapegoat, so he quickly pitched a half baked idea to the group around him in an attempt to garner their support.
Unfortunatley one of those among the group, one Daphne Greengrass, saw through his reasons almost instantly. "Draco," she sighed, knowing this argument would do little to sway him but feeling compelled to give at least a token effort "you can't just kill someone because you're jealous of them."
"I'm not jealous!" He refused vehemently "What does he have that I don't have? Aside from the fan girls. And the pretty hair. And those gorgeous green eyes."
"Don't forget my sweet ass!" Potter called out, having overheard the conversation due to the group (Draco) being louder than they meant to.
"Yeah and a sweet ass, but aside from that he's got nothing!" Draco finished, head held high in a classical show of snobby superiority.