Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or any of the characters.

Plot: What was in Robin's briefcase at the end of Revved Up (ep. 61) was something none of the Titan's would ever guess.

Note: One-shot. I couldn't resist. Usually I don't do humor, but this just called to me.

Robin's Briefcase

By: Lost-Remembrance (Red Tail)

The Titans couldn't help but feel definite excitement at Robin's offer.

Beast Boy almost wasn't able to stop the groan from escaping his lips at the thought of Robin not opening the briefcase when Raven and Cyborg said that he didn't have to share his secret with them. Granted, he understood when Cyborg and him were racing from the mobile pit stop that he should respect Robin's privacy, but-he couldn't help himself.

When Robin went ahead and keyed in the sequence into the lock, Beast Boy didn't fight the drool dripping from his mouth or the stars in his eyes.

Starfire floated off the ground as she looked curiously over Robin's shoulder and the rest of the team soon joined in, crowding around Robin as the keypad blinked green and beeped once.

Compressed air hissed out from the briefcase as it was unlocked and steam escaped from the expanding opening.

The team held their breath as Robin lifted the lid all the way, smoke obscuring their vision and then, slowly, it dissipated and...

They face vaulted.

"Your dry cleaning?" Beast Boy yelled in shock. "Seriously dude? This was what was so important?"

Starfire couldn't help but chuckle as the team began to argue amongst themselves as Robin closed the lid of his laundry. "I do not understand." She questioned when she had Robin's attention.

"This is my last clean suit..." Robin looked down at his suit and noted the dirt and oil stains on it from the race. Beast Boy continued to complain while Cyborg laughed loudly and Raven just shook her head.

Robin looked up and stared at the team, a little surprised at their reaction. The neat stacks of sparkling clean Robin costumes, san utility belt, with a grin he advised the team, "If you wanna fight your best, you have to look your best."

FIN