Man, I can't believe I actually did this meme, as there are so many more less-embarrassing ways to pass the time. I'm warning you, this is what horror movies aren't made of, so people won't get TOO scared and run away. So... yeah... x_x *laughs*?
Take your username, and pick a character who's name starts with each letter of your username. If there are numbers, use the letter the number starts with in its place. Pick each character from a different series. Then, write a 300 word drabble using every character's name at least once. Ready, set, go!
Stan (South Park)
Anthy (Utena)
Percy (Harry Potter)
Patch (My Little Pony)
Hwoarang (Tekken)
Iruka (Naruto)
Ricky (I Love Lucy)
Ermac (Mortal Kombat)
Oriya (Yami no Matsuei)
Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
(I'm surprised at how long it took me to think of a character for the letters 'I' and 'O', LOL...) I'm not kidding, though. Don't read this if you don't have a sense of humour. If anyone takes this seriously, then I will seriously..uh..I guess never post a meme like this again. XD;; LOL...
Title: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Sanity
Once upon a time, Mibu Oriya decided the bathroom in his restaurant was looking really nappy, and since he was angry at Muraki anyway for being such a cheat, he fled to America to rob "Bed Bath & Beyond." When Oriya got there, some shadow-man named Ermac who was in a weird orange-red suit ran by and used his powers to slam a bed-mattress up through the roof, and then down to land on poor Stan Marsh, killing him instantly. Of course, if he hadn't been snogging with Kenny at the moment, the mattress probably would've missed him.
Iruka was meanwhile making-out with Patch Pony in a storage closet, while Kakashi and Clover were searching the gigantic store for the two - more than ready to bust the hidden ever-so-angsty affair and hang the traitors.
Anthy Himemiya went on a killing-spree, yelling "Damn you, Akio, you bought the last purple bath-robe you fool!"
Sesshoumaru did the same, when a scale weighed him two pounds higher than it should of. As punishment, the demon-lord decapitated the next two employees to walk by, before deciding this time period sucked. Meanwhile, Naraku ate a spider that had been hiding in the corner. *crunch*
Hwoarang was in the back of the store looking in the cheap, cheap-ass section for a new futon, when he saw Percy Weasly. Hwoarang instantly fell in love, and strolled over to propose to the likewise tall red-head. "I've got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losing control," he said. "It's electrifying."
"I'll shape you up, alright," someone said. Hwoarang turned around to see Oliver Wood, who with his wand, said a long, weird phrase Hwoarang didn't understand before a futon bed came to life and ate him.
"Huzzah, bitch," Oliver slanged.
Ricky Ricardo came to pick-up his secret lover. He snuck around the large store, wondering why everyone was staring at him for being black and white, since plenty of other people in this day and age were. Going to 'their' secret meeting place, he opened up the on-display shower curtains and there saw George Bush.
Wtf.
-End x__x
Damn, this has got to be my .EVER. w00t.
Uh... I blame..the....Norco... Or maybe the four Drumsticks Ice-creams that I ate.. *runs off to watch more Murder She Wrote*
When I finished scribbling this, I suprisingly had 299 words. The 'wtf' just seemed to fit as the big finish-300.