Today is a happy day for the Tensai; his back has finally recovered after several thousand years. Or that's what it seemed like to him anyway. Back to the story, as today is a happy day, our Tensai here is whistling happily too.
Even the car factory beside him could not shut out his tremendous and marvelous talent at singing and whistling. Now on the way to school, he met his long time rival, Rukawa Kaede who was cycling his bicycle, half asleep and listening to his Sony walkman.
Rukawa banged Sakuragi down with his bicycle and Sakuragi said the frist thing that came to his mind when his head finally stopped twirling in circles.
'Itaii ... what the hell are you doing, Kitsune!,' Sakuragi cried out in anger.
'Do'aho' came Rukawa's emotionless reply.
'Teme, Kitsune ... what did you call the Tensai?' Sakuragi screeched.
Our super rookie sighed and ignored the self-proclaiming Tensai and cycled away without another look back. Then came along the beloved sister of our resident zoo's favourite gorilla, Haruko Akagi. She was walking hand in hand with an Indian boy and she greeted Sakuragi cheerfully. For some weird reason, Sakuragi just waved back and miraculously didn't try to kill himself.
After she walked away and was safely out of sight, realization dawned upon him that Haruko was not in love with him anymore! Not that she ever was of course. Sakuragi began to cry hysterically.
'Nooooo, Haruko-chan' and tried to kill himself by suddenly jumping out onto the road
5 minutes later..........
He continued standing in the same position waiting to be killed.
10 minutes later ............
He began to sweat drop.
And finally 15 minutes later, he decided to continue walking to school.
Next, he came across who else but Ryochin, the shorty in the team.
'Long time no see shorty Ryochin... Have you grown shorter?' Sakuragi asked evilly.
' What did you say, baka?!' Ryota screamed and made a dash for Sakuragi and knocked him down onto the pavement.
As you all know, our beloved Tensai here is a little low on the IQ part so, all he did was... well, cry out in pain and hit Ryota back. Just as our Ryochin was about to exterminate Sakuragi, our beautiful manageress came along.
Therefore making Ryochin absolutely entranced by her beauty. He smiled giddily and called out 'Aya-chan' but Ayako paid no heed to the poor lad and instead chose to greet our Tensai here, making Ryota go absolutely nuts with rage and jealousy. They then got into another squabble which was settled with two lumps on their head and Ayako stomping away with Ryota trailing tearfully behind her.
A few minutes later, Sakuragi saw Mitsui talking to our gentle and nice Kogure sempai. Mitsui was given the nickname, Micchy.. Mitchan and sometimes even Hissy which he absolutely abhored.
'Oi, Hissy! Megane-kun!' Sakuragi called out and started waving enthusiastically.
Kogure decided to let that comment pass but our handsome three pointer, Mitsui turned pale and tried to attack Sakuragi but was given a Gori punch before he could even try.
Behind Hissy and Megane Kun was a gorilla eating a banana and knocking an unlucky boy who had crossed the Gori's way.
'Gori, want a banana?'
Sakuragi magically held out a banana that came from god knows where.The gorilla punched the Tensai's incredibly large head and equally large ego . Now, while the basketball team was about to reach the school premises, four people suddenly popped out of nowehre and began dancing around and throwing confetti.
A few seconds later, all four of them were on the floor with huge lumps on their heads and smoke coming out from it.
This four people were known as the Sakuragi Guntai and his very best friends. They are called Mito Yohei and the three dumb idiots from Wako Junior High. I mean Takamiya, Noma and Ookutsu.
So that is how Sakuragi walks to school everyday.