Hey, everybody. It's another Kingdom Hearts high school story... with a little twist. Placing the entire KH cast in a Mean Girls setting, what teenage drama, mayhem and lulz can possibly happen? The answer? I don't know!

So if you like high school drama, stupid teenage lulz and the movie, Mean Girls... chances are you'll probably love this. Enjoy!

The words in Italics are Roxas's thoughts.

"Hurry, sweetie! You don't want to be late! It's your first day of school!" a woman called from the front yard. She was glancing nervously at her watch, afraid that her son would be late for school.

Soon enough, from their front door bolted out a young blond, carrying some books, a knapsack and a water bottle. Nearly all set and ready to go, the boy almost tripped on his untied shoelaces as soon as he got out.

"Oh, honey, are you okay? You nearly fell!" she gasped, greatly concerned about the boy.

"It's okay. I'm fine." He then bent down to tie his shoelaces. "It's still thirty minutes before the start of my first class. You don't need to worry. I won't be late. Besides, school's only a ten minutes walk from here."

"Okay, so this is your lunch. And I'm going to put some money in there so you can go buy some milk. I'm sure that this'll be enough on your first day of school. And if you don't know where to buy milk, you can go ask the bigger kids for that so you don't get lost as well as save yourself the trouble, okay, sweetie?" the woman asked, handing over a paper bag to him while he was tying his shoelaces up. "Your father seems to have left early for work. Just... forgive his absence for now."

"No surprise," the boy muttered under his breath. His dad was never there to begin, always engrossed with his own work.

He wasn't there when I learned how to ride my bike. He wasn't there when I finally learned how to read. He wasn't even there when I finally learned how to walk. Well... I just hope he doesn't get too carried away with it that he's going to forget about mom and me.

"Oh, and, sweetie, do you remember your phone number too?" she added as the boy finally finished tying his shoelaces and stood up. "Do you want me to write it down for you too? I mean, you know just in case you need anything, you can give me a call you know and I'll be there faster than you can say ''."

The fair-haired boy took the paper bag from the woman without much fuss and told her reassuringly, "It's okay, mom. I can manage my first day. I know our telephone number and I'm sure I'll get along well in school. I mean, it can't be that hard, right?"

"So, are you ready for your first day in school, Roxas?" his mother asked him one last time, almost on the verge of tears. She was so happy that her only son was now going to school. And to her, it only seemed like yesterday when he was in diapers calling out to her "Ma-ma" and now he's finally grown up. "Do you want me to drop you off to school today?"

"Yeah, mom. I'm fine. It's not like I'm going to be attacked by three hyenas this time." Roxas chuckled at his joke while his mom forced a smile on her face. "No, really. I'll be fine this time. And the ride is a little too much I think. I can manage walking. Thanks anyway."

"Well, okay. Wait a minute, Roxy. I've got to capture this moment before it flies away. You know what they say 'Once time goes by, there's no way you can turn it back again'." The woman then took out her cellphone from her handbag and accessed its camera feature. "Smile on the count of three, honey! One, two, three!" And then the flash from his mom's cellphone went off.

Normally, it's pretty much of a big deal to the parents when their child is finally able to go to school. I mean, it's really supposed to be a big deal, isn't it?

But I'm fifteen. I've never been to a real school before... well, until today that is. For all my life, my only education was provided at home by my mother... which I thought was already good enough for me. But I wasn't like those homeschooled kids who memorized the entire dictionary. No, no way. Nor was I one of those kids who were overzealous of their religion. No.

My family was totally normal... I mean, just as normal as every other family. Only thing is that we just moved from the Pride Lands. My dad was working as an ambassador... and currently on leave. My mom, on the other hand, worked as a zoologist researcher. So I spent about nearly my entire life in the Pride Lands.

Life there had been pretty great until... my dad was reassigned to Twilight Town. So it was goodbye to Pride Lands and hello to high school for me. I guess stuff like that happens when you're starting to enjoy something.

Roxas passed by a few more shops until he reached a grand-looking building with a huge sign that said "Duskvale Academy (Formerly Known as Twilight High School)". Relatively new to such sight, he stared at the huge brown rectangular building that he would be going to for the next thirty weeks. He was about to proceed to the school's entrance when a guy who ran past him knocked him off-balance, causing Roxas to fall and drop his books in the process.

Several other kids who were lingering around the school laughed at him. One even pointed a finger at him and mouthed the word "LOSER". Roxas ignored them, picked up his books, got up and dusted the dirt of his jeans. He continued walking, passing by even more students. He saw a group of teenagers, hanging around the schoolyard around what he perceives to be the school fountain, who were wearing all black, had really dark make-up, and wore multiple piercings.

A little bit disturbed and not used to their appearance, he averted his gaze to his left and saw a bunch of girls who were wearing miniskirts and brightly-colored long sleeves. Behind them were four other girls who were wearing glasses and braces as well as dull-colored clothing. Despite the groups entirely being composed of females, both didn't really interact as much as a quick glimpse of the other group before passing by them. It was even possible to say that the two groups were avoiding each other.

Wow, I never imagined that high school would be so much like the jungle. There were different types of species that inhabiting the area. Most of them only interacted with the ones they had a common trait with. I mean, really! Although these students are clearly students, they don't really interact with each other… unless they had something in common. They're really like-

Just then, Roxas ducked in time to avoid a ball that was thrown at his direction, hitting a guy with spiky red hair. The redhead, who had previously been engaging in a friendly conversation with his friends before being hit on the head by the ball, picked up the ball and, with a mischievous grin on his face, he flung it back to the one who threw it at him.

Roxas would have wanted to linger around and get to know at least one of these people so that he could have someone to guide him around school. But then, the school bell rang and the students who were hanging out in the schoolyard picked up their things and started towards the school entrance. Roxas who was caught in the middle of them all was just swept away by the sea of students who were pouring into the school's hallways.

And then, high school was about to begin for me. I just hope I don't screw up.

There we go. First chapter. Just remember that this won't be entirely based on Mean Girls. I will be having some original plot elements in here as well. And don't worry; much of the KH cast will be here. Some Final Fantasy characters will be guest-starring at certain chapters as well.

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