Random idea I got during one of the most annoying things to happen on many websites, especially this one. And yes, I have read a lot on the forums. Anyway, this is just for fun and I apologize if some of the characters don't exactly act the same way from the original.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wreck it Ralph or any video games mentioned. I own Alden and Jojo, the other OC'S have their respective owners.
Paolo was at his office, reviewing his favorite stories. "This is a very funny one. Hmm... This user's accepting new OC's huh? Maybe I can get Jojo added. Alden has been doing a good job but no one really seems to know Jojo," thought Paolo. He thought about it a bit, deciding whether to let his new character be included in someone else's story or not. Finally, he made his decision. "Alright, I'll let this writer use him", he thought.
Paolo finished writing the bio for Jojo Potchi in the review section. "And...done! Now I just have to send it." He clicked the "Send review as..." button and the site showed a black box reading : "The author appreciates your comment." "Good.", Paolo thought as he smiled & clicked another tab to continue reading the story.
An hour passed and Paolo went back to the story to see if his review had been added and also to check if any others were submitting their ideas too. But when he clicked the review counter, it showed no reviews. "Huh? Das Veird. I thought it went through," thought Paolo. After a few moments, he tried to focus on the task at hand. "Okay, let's try this again," he said as he re-typed his entry, only for a pop-up to appear, saying that only one review can be submitted per chapter.
"Great! How am I supposed to get Jojo in now?" he said exasperatedly. After thinking of other ways to get his character entry sent, he decided to just PM the writer. A minute later, the writer PM-ed him back, saying thanks for the info and he'll try to use Jojo. "Thank you," Paolo responded before he went back to his account page.
"Hmm... I wonder what went wrong with that? My reviews usually make it through alright. Better check for any problems on the site." Paolo checked on the settings for his account and everything seemed just fine. It wasn't until he reached the bottom of the page that he realized something that wasn't supposed to be there.
"What the- What is that?" Paolo saw a strange looking blob on the screen. It seemed to be wearing some type of skull or mask that had three holes on it, kinda like a white coconut. Curious, he moved the cursor close to it, only for the blob to react and spawn what looked like skeleton hands and pushed the cursor away. Thinking this was one of the weirdest bugs he's ever scene, he clicked the 'Refresh' button for the page.
After the page reloaded, everything looked back to normal. Paolo was about to log out when his screen flashed red. "PAOLOOO!" a voice from the screen said. Paolo looked around, trying to find the source of the noise. "Come closer...Please?" Feeling very weirded out now, Paolo did as the voice said. "THERE!" the screen yelled as a bloody photo of Sadako popped up and screamed at him.
"AAAHHH! What the hell!" Paolo yelled, falling off his seat. Regaining his composure, he sat back down in time for something else to pop up on screen.
A troll face with green hair and a fedora appeared with "HA!HA!HA!" underneath it. Paolo got shocked by this, even more than when was scared just moments before. Upon realizing the familiar face, he grew very worried. "Oh no! The racers are in trouble!"
He ran out of his office and into another room in his building. "Gavin! GAVIN!"
"What is it?" Gavin replied.
"I need to fix something in Sugar Rush. Can you keep an eye on the place while I'm gone?" He grabbed a small box from his desk and put it in his pocket.
"Yeah, sure."
"Thanks." And with that, Paolo took out his own portal key and made a portal to Sugar Rush. " By the way, can I count on you in case I need something in there?" Gavin nodded. "Good," Paolo said as he stepped through the portal.
In Sugar Rush...
Alden and Jojo were on the front porch of Alden's house, writing down some ideas for the next episode of their show. "Ya know Jojo, I don't think it's a good idea to keep using the Frostbites," Alden said as he gnawed on a Pepero stick.
"You were thinking the same thing too?" Alden nods. "Yeah, I kinda got bored using the same enemies too. Don't get me wrong, they're still very good at what they do, and we do have access to more evil clones when we need it, but the way they act is just a bit...stale... I guess?" Jojo said as he chewed on a long roll of red Froot-by-the-Foot.
"Uh, Jojo, I don't think you should be eating that particular roll," Alden said, noticing where the roll was leading.
"Huh? Why's that?" Jojo said before turning to the readers. "You probably thought I was going to say 'What Do You Mean ' again, didn't you?"
"That's alright. You can still say the song title. Just don't use the lyrics too much," Alden said. "Anyway, you should check which roll you're eating."
Jojo followed the Fruit by the foot roll to see that it was actually a strand from his pants. He had eaten so much of it that it only left him with the lower half of the left pant leg, the right side had already been eaten. "What?!" Jojo panicked. "D-Don't look Alden," Jojo told his brother. Alden followed his big brother's advice and just took a short walk to the nearby Chocolate Lake. As he did, Jojo generated a large sticky ball and began stretching it out until it was big enough to be used like a kilt.
As he finished, a portal opened up near the lake and Paolo came out. "Hello? Anyone here?"
Alden heard this and looked around. As he went back to the house, he saw Paolo standing by the portal. "Kuya! " he said excitedly as he ran to hug his brother.
"Hey Alden. Good to see you again," Paolo said as he hugged his OC brother back. "By the way, you're the hero here. You should probably stop hugging me every time I come back. I wouldn't want you to end up a glomp," Paolo said before laughing.
Alden felt embarrassed at this and let his 'Brother' go. "Yeah, sorry about that," he said as he scratched his head.
"That's alright Alden. Maybe we could just do fist bump, you know." Alden smiled. "Good. And maybe next time, just try to glomp Nougey," he teased.
"Kuya ! We're not that close yet," the almond boy pouted. Paolo just chuckled.
"Sorry, just thought it'd be funny." The OC's pout slowly turned to a small smile. "There ya go. All better?" Alden nodded. "Good. Because I need your help."
"What? Why?"
"I'll tell you later. First, we gotta get some back up. Where's your brother?"
"He's back at the house."
"Come on, we need his help too." The two rushed to Alden's house, which was only a few meters away.
"Oh, hey Kuya. When did you get here?" Jojo said as he stood on the porch.
"Just now actually. We need your he- Why are you wearing that?" Paolo asked as he noticed the Airheads boy wearing a stretched out Froot Roll-Up around his waist.
"He accidentally ate his pants by mistake," explained Alden.
"Okay... Anyway, we need your help. We also need Barry and Lanie." Paolo turned to face Jojo. "You'd better get dressed. We'll call them. They should be here in a few minutes." Jojo nodded and went inside. "And be careful! Froot Roll-Ups tend to get stic-"
"YOOOUUUCCCHHH!" they heard Jojo yell from inside. "-ky. At least he was wearing underwear, right?"
Alden shook his head. "No. He said he forgot to do his laundry." They both cringed at the thought. "Ouch."
After the moment passed, Alden used his phone to call Barry and Lanie over, asking them for help. The two agreed and came over as fast as they could.
A few minutes later, Barry arrived in his Bubble Blaster. Soon after, Lanie arrived as well.
Lanie wasn't exactly a Sugar Rush racer. She was added to the game after someone unlocked a new area in Frootopia called Pixie Stix Hollow. So far, only two characters lived here. One was Lanie, who wore a blue and green dress resembling that of a water nymph from many fairytales, and the other was her sister, Felicity, who wore a dress similar to Snow White but in different hints of green, but doesn't have the sleeves and the skirt is a bit shorter, making her outfit more fitting of a fairy. Both sisters had fair skin and blonde hair, with Lanie having a darker shade of blonde than Felicity.
A strange fact about the two is that they both have powers. Felicity has the power to bond and communicate with animals and a few plant based powers. Lanie, however, has the powers like that of a siren. She can swim quickly underwater, produce water from anywhere and control it. She is also able to freeze it into ice. Her final power is the ability to use a scream reminiscent of a banshee's, able to produce a very powerful shockwave. Although the downside is this wipes her out completely, therefore, this is only used as a last resort. The last lesser known fact about her is she is aware of the Fourth wall, but only to a certain degree.
"Hey guys!" said Lanie.
"Hi. Thanks for coming," said Paolo.
"No problem. But can you tell us why you needed us here?" asked Barry.
"Wait a second. Jojo should be out after this sentence," said Paolo.
Just as he said that, Jojo came out of the house, flinching every time he took a step and looking like he was in a lot of pain.
"What happened to you?" asked Barry.
"You don't want to know," replied Jojo. He turned to face Paolo. "So, what do you need us for again?"
Paolo inhaled to calm himself before he spoke. "Someone's messing with this site. I tried to write a review and a troll face with green hair and a fedora came up."
"Wait, did you say 'troll with green hair'?" Barry asked before gasping. Paolo nodded. "Oh crepe! That guy is gonna break the game!"
Alden, Lanie and Jojo became confused at this. "I don't get it. Who are you guys talking about?" asked Lanie.
"We're talking about Hazama, one of the most powerful enemies in the BlazBlue franchise." Paolo gave them a quick explanation of Hazama's powers.
"So this Hazama guy is an enemy from an M-rated game? And he likes to kill and troll others just for fun?" said Alden.
"Yes. But to beat him, you have to find a way to block him out. He literally feeds on his opponent's fear and hatred. The angrier he makes us, the stronger he gets," asked Paolo.
"If that's true, how are we supposed to stop him?" asked Jojo.
"I have an idea. But we need to go to Blazblue," said Barry. The others agreed and got into their karts, or at least tried to.
"Can you drive, Jojo?" asked Alden.
"N-No. It hurts too much. It may take some time before the pain goes away," responded Jojo.
Paolo helped his second OC out. "Alden, you and Jojo share the Cloud-9. You'll have to drive him to Blazblue. I'll drive the Chevrol-8." Alden nodded and helped Jojo into the Cloud-9 while Paolo got in the Chewvrol-8. "Alright everyone, let's go," Paolo said as everyone rushed to the exit, except for Lanie, who used her water powers to create a wave that carried her around as fast as the karts.
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OC's and owners/writers:
Alden Monde and Jojo Potchi- Owned by I'm Reader-anon
Barry Bubblestein- Owned by Barry Bubblestein
Felicity and Lanie- Owned by Jubileena
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