Disclaimer: No I don't own Inu-Yasha
Claimer: I own Inu-Yasha's tissue boxes... well my friend does
A/N: This is my first fanfic it is really dumb i thought of it when I was... I don't remember how I thought of it!
Reasons Why Sesshomaru Never Takes a Bath
Jaken
Rin
He never passes a river on his journeys
He isn't dirty
He is dirty, but likes being dirty
Jaken can't take care of Rin
Jaken can't take care of himself
Somehow Sesshy is always fighting someone or something
Somehow Sesshy always has an enemy
He is afraid of water
He doesn't have any soap/ cleaning items
He is self-conscious of his body and don't like being naked
Reasons Why Inu-Yasha Should Wear Shoes
His bare feet ain't attractive
Doesn't it hurt?
His feet are too rectangular
His feet are too square
His feet are too big
His feet are too fat
His feet are probably leathery by now
Maybe he has hobbit feet?
He doesn't look good with hobbit feet
It is pretty obvious why he should wear shoes
If shoes don't fit his big deformed feet, he can wear tissue boxes
Reasons Why Kaede Wears an Eye patch
She has a bad eye
She has a blind eye
She has no eye
Reasons Why Inu-Yasha Should Not Be With Kikyo
She looks too old for him
She acts too old for him
She sounds too old for him
She is too old for him
She is too dead for him
She is dead
She has a clay body
Reasons Why Inu-Yasha Should Not Be With Kagome
She is from a different time
She pisses him off
He pisses her off
And when they fight they piss everyone off
After an argument they are pissed at themselves
They are a very pissed couple
Reasons Why Jaken is Gay
It is pretty obvious
He thinks Sesshomaru is "...he's beautiful, so dashing..."
He "...tell me what is your name? I MUST KNOW!"
And responds "Sesshomaru?... ooheerrmmm..."
He has certain feelings for a certain lord of his
He looks gay, with that stupid hat and eyeballs of his
Reasons Why Jaken is NOT Gay
Jakotsu is the only gay one in this story
Jaken is not suppose to be gay
He is suppose to be admiring Sesshy for not is looks, but for his...
something else.
He is suppose to be in love with a certain made up female toad, so either he is bi or straight.
Reasons Why Jaken Needs To Wear Something Else
He is uuuggllllyyyyy wearing that uuuggglllyyy outfit/toga/piece of cloth
He is uuuugglllyy because he doesn't take a bath, like Sesshy
He is OOOOLLLLDDD and probably never changed ONCE in his entirely
pathetic lifetime.
Reasons Why Rin Needs a Change of Clothes
Girls need a sense of fashion
In fact, EVERYBODY needs a sense a fashion, more money, and a closet
Except for Naraku who has a closet everywhere he goes
Rin looks funny with that weird kimono
Reasons Why Sesshomaru Wears Shoes
His feet smell
His feet are hairy
His feet are ugly
He doesn't like showing his bare feet, unlike a certain brother of his
Without shoes, he wouldn't be able to pull off that classy/mysterious/hot/all- so-mighty look
Can you IMAGINE him WITHOUT his shoes!
Reasons Why Naraku Is Insane
He doesn't get enough fresh air
He sits all day
He sits in a dark empty room all day
He thinks too much
He bleaches too much baboons
He has too much time on his hands
He talks to himself too much
He plays with dolls too much
He kills his dolls too much
He dresses his dolls up for gods sake!
He know voodoo
He performs voodoo
He has too much hair on his head and the hair covers his brain not letting his brain breath(an insane/stupid idea of mine)
He gets dizzy from AXE (inside joke, AXE the cologne)
He cuts/skins himself when depressed/insane
He talks to his wasps