Me Want Cheesecake
By Julia Griever
Today in Transfigurations, the class was changing little ducklings into cheesecake, when all of a sudden, Harry saw Voldemort rise out of the ground.
"Oh no!" gasped Hermione, "Voldemort's back!"
"Kick his butt, Harry!" said Ron.
Harry armed his wand and got ready to attack.
"Ah, here you are." said Voldemort in his hiss of a voice, "Harry Potter! Now where's my cheesecake?"
Harry dropped his wand, "What?"
"Cheesecake! Me want Cheesecake! Me want it now!"
"I don't have any cheesecake!" said Harry, looking down at his unchanged duckling.
"What?!?! No cheesecake??"
"Why do you all of a sudden want cheesecake???" asked Hermione.
"All of a sudden? ALL OF A SUDDEN?! Ohhhh no! I've wanted cheesecake all along! It was the main reason I killed your parents!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Flashback ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lily and James Potter were in their dining room, having their dessert, which was a gorgeous, light, creamy, fluffy cheesecake.
DING DONG
"I'll get it!" said Lily, and ran to get the doorbell. She opened the door to see a man in a black cloak.
"Hi!" he said, "I can see you're having cheesecake. Would you care if I had some, too?"
"Oh dear, I'm sorry," said Lily, "But we just finished the last piece."
"He wants cheesecake?" said James from the dining room, "Cheesecake?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he roared with laugher.
The man sniffled and the lady laughed too.
"What? What? Are you making fun of me? Don't! Stop! It's not nice!"
He armed his wand to the Leg-Locker curse, when accidentally he did the Death-to-mean-people curse, and the couple died.
"Oopsies! Oh well, serves them right!" said the man, and left to find sme more cheesecake
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"So you see," said Voldemort, "I killed your parents by accident, because they laughed at me and didn't give me any cheesecake!"
"Oh god!" said Hermione, "If you promise to stop hurting and killing people, then just take the cheesecake!" she handed him her cheesecake.
"Really? YAY! Thank you!" he giggled with glee and ran off.
"Hey, what about my parents?" said Harry.
Ron shrugged, "He's not coming back- might as well eat your cheesecake."
By Julia Griever
Today in Transfigurations, the class was changing little ducklings into cheesecake, when all of a sudden, Harry saw Voldemort rise out of the ground.
"Oh no!" gasped Hermione, "Voldemort's back!"
"Kick his butt, Harry!" said Ron.
Harry armed his wand and got ready to attack.
"Ah, here you are." said Voldemort in his hiss of a voice, "Harry Potter! Now where's my cheesecake?"
Harry dropped his wand, "What?"
"Cheesecake! Me want Cheesecake! Me want it now!"
"I don't have any cheesecake!" said Harry, looking down at his unchanged duckling.
"What?!?! No cheesecake??"
"Why do you all of a sudden want cheesecake???" asked Hermione.
"All of a sudden? ALL OF A SUDDEN?! Ohhhh no! I've wanted cheesecake all along! It was the main reason I killed your parents!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Flashback ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lily and James Potter were in their dining room, having their dessert, which was a gorgeous, light, creamy, fluffy cheesecake.
DING DONG
"I'll get it!" said Lily, and ran to get the doorbell. She opened the door to see a man in a black cloak.
"Hi!" he said, "I can see you're having cheesecake. Would you care if I had some, too?"
"Oh dear, I'm sorry," said Lily, "But we just finished the last piece."
"He wants cheesecake?" said James from the dining room, "Cheesecake?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he roared with laugher.
The man sniffled and the lady laughed too.
"What? What? Are you making fun of me? Don't! Stop! It's not nice!"
He armed his wand to the Leg-Locker curse, when accidentally he did the Death-to-mean-people curse, and the couple died.
"Oopsies! Oh well, serves them right!" said the man, and left to find sme more cheesecake
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"So you see," said Voldemort, "I killed your parents by accident, because they laughed at me and didn't give me any cheesecake!"
"Oh god!" said Hermione, "If you promise to stop hurting and killing people, then just take the cheesecake!" she handed him her cheesecake.
"Really? YAY! Thank you!" he giggled with glee and ran off.
"Hey, what about my parents?" said Harry.
Ron shrugged, "He's not coming back- might as well eat your cheesecake."