How not to live your life; Don meets a teenager
CHAPTER 1
So here I am again no job, Eddie around doing everything for me and not asking first. He is so annoying. Oh yeah and Vanessa's nephew is coming to stay for a few days she is 13 and I hate teenagers. "Here you go sexy pants" said Eddie giving me the newspaper TV listings. Nothing on any funny sitcoms or people getting arrested. I'm really quite sick of it ever since my Granma's solicitor has taken away my sky box I only have free view. I decided to get dressed and go out but by the time I was dressed Vanessa and her nephew where here. I walked down to meet the teenager who was going to annoy me for a week.
3 Things not to say when you first meet a teenager
Oh, midget head you're my new slave, laughing!
Hello baby boo, peek- a- boo!
Oh you go back to the North Pole!
Actually she wasn't that bad her name was Lauren. She wasn't that bad; she liked rock music and sang loads. That was the annoying part she sang loads. In the shower, drying her hair, on the toilet and basically every time she moved. It was annoying but she keped herself with Eddie she liked helping.
Mr. Bitchmen came round and told me I had to pay the bills this mend I had to find a job. I looked in the paper, n/a. Lauren walked I asked her if she knew any people who could get me a job, she did. Her uncle worked in the music business and her dad was the boss of insurance, both jobs where in the office. I asked her if she could get me an interview for the insurance she said ok.
3 ways not to ask for a job interview
"Since you're so lazy and useless can you get me a job interview somewhere?"
Holding a gun say " get me a job interview or die"
Get me a job interview, and I'll do thing beyond your wildest dream!
She rang him and I got an interview the next day I had to wake up at 9 how shitty.
END OF CHAPTER 1