This was done as part of the "Jaters LF Secret Santa 2009" for Lauren (poche AKA jater4life)
Enjoy :)
The Twelve Days of JATE-mas
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A guava from a guava tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five sewing kits
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six doll trap nets,
Five sewing kits,
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven walkie talkie moments,
Six doll trap nets,
Five sewing kits,
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Nurse tending IOU's,
Seven walkie talkie moments,
Six doll trap nets,
Five sewing kits,
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine sessions of golfing,
Eight Nurse tending IOU's,
Seven walkie talkie moments,
Six doll trap nets,
Five sewing kits,
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten minutes-a-sinking,
Nine sessions of golfing,
Eight Nurse tending IOU's,
Seven walkie talkie moments,
Six doll trap nets,
Five sewing kits,
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven seconds of trekking,
Ten minutes-a-sinking,
Nine sessions of golfing,
Eight Nurse tending IOU's,
Seven walkie talkie moments,
Six doll trap nets,
Five sewing kits,
Four shoulder slings,
Three French crackers,
Two passion fruit seeds,
And a guava from a guava tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve times embracing,
(No better cure, and it's also how many times they have on the show so far)
Eleven seconds of trekking,
(How long it takes before the conversation is bound to turn flirtatious)
Ten minutes-a-sinking,
(Any longer and she will sink her way off the Island)
Nine sessions of golfing,
(4 each and an extra for accuracy)
Eight Nurse tending IOU's,
(Jack works hard enough to indulge)
Seven walkie talkie moments,
(Taking Kate's hesitation into account)
Six doll trap nets,
(The greater the "odds")
Five sewing kits,
(In case they run out of Standard Black)
Four shoulder slings,
(Jack does attempt to carry the weight of the decisions on his shoulders a lot)
Three French crackers,
(Too many and you're calling for an upset stomach, especially if you're expecting….)
Two passion fruit seeds,
(One for each)
And a guava from a guava tree.
(It makes her smile)