I'm back! Well not really I only seem to review stories. Well I've been working on a lot of stories and I seem to only get this one done.
I really enjoyed every story I have reviewed so far and I just wanted to make what I thought would be a little funny this time.
I hope you like this as much as I hade fun making it!
Disclaimer: I don't own gravitation but If I did own it people would through apple's at me (Ow...).
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1. Come home all wet.
2. Try to make me do the Cha Cha Slide.
3. Put strawberry shampoo in my shampoo bottle.
4. Glomp me out of nowhere but how the hell do you do that?
5. Try to cook something.
6. Put knifes in their drawers.
7. Bring Ryuichi home although you know he creeps me out!
8. Try to put eyeliner on me to 'see how it looks'.
9. Babysit Kumagoro. The thing is NOT real!
10. Put hard to get off glitter in my damn lotion.
11. Poke me while I try to sleep.
12. Talk with food in you mouth.
13. Catch a cold when you come home wet.
14. Put on lip gloss, then try to kiss me.
15. Let Tatsuha borrow my Mercedes.
16. Slobber on my bed.
17. Bring you sister's hamster home. That thing hate's me!
18. Tell me jokes that make no sense. Such as ' What do you call cheese that's not yours? 'Nacho cheese.
19. Throw random stuff at me when you're mad.
20. Start crying for no reason.
21. Go from happy to sad to mad to pissed and then start crying. I swear you have more mood swings
than pregnant women.
22. Hide my laptop, you damn brat.
23. Sit outside my office until I come out.
24. Freeze my damn laptop every time you sneak on it.
25. Stand over me when I try to work.
26. Tell me you hate me than start bothering me with non-stop apologies.
27. Ask if I can teach you how to drive. Only if you want to learn how to run people over who
Don't move in time
28. Try to speak English but fail horribly.
29. Leave you manga books all over the house.
30. Draw horrible pictures of me.
31. Have a bloody nose while you're sleeping and then wake up freaking out saying you have your period.
32. Wear gay bracelets. Literally!
33. Attempt to write a story. Then say you have writers block after the second sentence.
34. Leave the house while I'm at meetings.
35. Fall off the couch and hurt your finger.
36. Make me kiss your finger after I said I'll bite it.
37. Lick my cheek like a damn dog.
38. Answer the phone when Tohma calls. Do you dislike me that much?
39. Buy random stuff.
40. Fill my office with Kumagoro dolls before you leave for work.
41. Paint your nails.
42. Buy purses and call them handbags.
43. Use fake dye to make your hair different colors.
44. Sing the gay Barbie song.
45. Giggle like a teenage girl.
46. Imitate me. I'm not fat you damn idiot.
47. Buy a lacey bra. I like the thong better.
48. Sing the theme songs to girly Anime.
49. Wear high hills like you want to break your ankle.
50. Put salt in the milk.
51. Write a crappy, sappy, girly poem.
52. Lose the house key.
53. Imitate Elvis.
54. Buy teen spirit deodorant.
55. Call me fat.
56. Ask me stupid questions when I try to sleep.
57. Tell me I don't love you.
Well sorry if I have any errors I already wrote this down on paper and typed it in less than 30 minutes. I hope you liked it. You might notice some
Of the answers seem familiar because a lot of great stories gave me ideas. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only on here. T-T So Please review!