Firepaw watched the twolegs carefully. They were unpacking a lot of stuff on a red blanket. All sorts of food were put out on the blanket. But all Firepaw noticed was the big turkey in the middle. He had seen a turkey like that before, but he could only get it´s delicious aroma. As all the twolegs went away for awhile, Firepaw saw his chance. He darted in and pulled on the blanket to try to drag it back to camp. After a while, he found a patrol consisting of Tigerclaw, Lionheart, and Bluestar.
"Look what I found!" Firepaw called out to them.
"What in the name of StarClan is that?" Bluestar asked.
"I saw twolegs putting it on the floor, so I figured that maybe we could get it." Firepaw lied. He really just wanted turkey.
"We can´t take it!" Tigerclaw said.
"We´ll take it!" Bluestar said. After a quick argument, the four cats dragged the blanket back into camp.
"What the heck is that?" Greypaw said. He was play fighting with Dustpaw, who was not play fighting. "Hey, Dustpaw quit it!" Greypaw said as he got scratched on his muzzle.
"Look at that!" Ravenpaw said, pointing at a macaroni salad. "It looks good!" Everybody agreed.
"Look at that!" Sandpaw said, pointing at a bottle of wine. "I bet it´s good!" Impatient, she took the wine for herself and hissed at everybody who got close until she reached the apprentices´ den.
"Well, she's gonna regret it!" Firepaw said. "I once had that. Was woozy for the whole day!"
"We can take stuff?" Greypaw said, and took a whole ham for himself. Then he and Dustpaw started to fight over it. When no one was looking, Ravenpaw took the macaroni salad, and Lionheart praised him as Lionheart some champagne. Then Sandpaw came out.
"My brain feels woozy" she said as she staggered to the clearing. She got knocked out as the ham went flying over to her. Greypaw was at once at the ham´s side.
"Don´t leave me!" he cried as he felt no pulse in the ham. The elders all got cheese cake, Runningwind got some Jell-O, the queens got some donuts, Bluestar got five pizza boxes, and all that was left was the turkey.
"Yes!" Firepaw cried and hugged the turkey. He took a big bite and swallowed.
"This is TERRIBLE!" he cried out. "Sandpaw, give me some of that drink!" he called,