Sung to the song of YMCA by the Village People

P-P-T-H

People, there's no need to feel ill.
I said, people, pick yourselves off the floor.
I said, people, 'cause they'll give you a pill
There's no need to feel so badly.

People, there's a place you can go.
I said, people, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
How great pain killers can be-ee

CHORUS:

It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.
It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.

They have everything for your aches and your pains,
You can get a Cardiogram

It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.
It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
Vicodin will make you not feel.

People, are you listening to me?
I said, people, don't you want drugs for free?
I said, people, you can have some good dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

Greg House doesn't care how you feel.
I said people, you've got to know the deal,
So just go there, to the P-P-T-H
Cuz he'll make you all feel better.

CHORUS:

It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.
It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.

They have everything for your aches and your pains,
You can get a Cardiogram

It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.
It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
Vicodin will make you not feel

People, he and Stacy had issues.
I said people, and from his thigh muscle tissues
He felt no man cared if he were in pain.
He felt the whole world was damned cold

That's when someone came up to him,
And said, Greg House, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the P-P-T-H.
They can take all the pain away.

CHORUS:

It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.
It's fun to stay there at P-P-T-H.

They have everything for your aches and your pains,
You can get a Cardiogram

P-P-T-H ... you'll find relief there at P-P-T-H.

People, people, there's no need to feel ill.
I said, people, pick yourselves off the floor.

P-P-T-H ... you'll find relief there at P-P-T-H.

People, there's no need to feel ill.
I said, people, pick yourselves off the floor.

P-P-T-H ... just go there to P-P-T-H.