Surprise
They were all walking through the village for supplies. Well all except one.
You could guess.
"Stupid monk, he always leaves right when we need to leave." Inuyasha sighed.
The girls had nothing to say for in his defense they both knew he was right.
"Look we're about to leave this place. I say we leave him! He'll catch up."
Kagome had about enough of Inuyasha and his Miroku bashing.
"Inuyasha Oswari! We can't just leave Miroku; he's our friend."
Sango just stood and watched as the couple fought. She then began to walk back to the town.
"And where do you think your going?" The half-demon yelled.
"To fetch that pervert and give him a piece of my mind."
"Oh beautiful maiden, will you please bear my child."
The desperate man said going from girl to girl.
That's where Sango found him bragging to a crowd of people.
"I need someone to bare my children so I can defeat a powerful demon trying to kill me."
"Oh you poor monk, I'm so sorry!" A girl said.
"He put this hole in my hand which will one day destroy me." He continued.
"Let m help you please." cried out another female from the crowd.
"So I need a son to carry on the job if I so happen to die."
"Let me have your son, dear monk."
He then grabbed the hands of a seduced maiden and looked her straight in the eye.
"So will you my darling, please-"
"Will you please be the father of my baby son?"
Miroku turned his head and looked at a nearby familiar girl asking a really handsome man a similar question.
"Excuse ma'am?" The guy asked. Not everyday a girl runs up begging for your children
"You heard me! I want a child and I want one now! Please will you make a good father?" Sango persuaded.
"Well I guess -" He was then interrupted.
"Sango, what are you doing?"
"Oh hi Houshi-sama, I was asking this friendly man a question." She answered getting in his face.
"But you said I'd give your child!" Miroku pointed at him. Meanwhile the man was confused
"Oh was that promise still on hold? I forgot."
"Excuse me sir, we're leaving!" He said grabbing Sango by the hand and dragging her away.
"So, all this time you wanted a son now?" He said getting closer.
Sango just smirked "Keep your pants on you pervert."
THE END