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Tony rested his head upon his fist as he stared at Abby and Ziva, who seemed to be having quite an entertaining conversation. His mouth was wide open as he tilted his head back.
"What's so interesting?" McGee asked as he looked up from his computer at Tony.
"Gossip, McGeek, gossip," Tony replied. "Their conversation seems so mesmerizing."
"What are they talking about?"
"I don't know," Tony admitted. "Its hard to read their lips when you day dream about them making out. Though, I bet that's it. Only time a girl giggles like that is when they're talking about embarassing things, like sex."
"Come on, Tony, all you ever think about is sex," McGee told him. "Doesn't mean they're talking about it."
"Well, whatever it is, its really, really-"
"What, DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked entering behind him.
"Job related, boss," Tony replied quickly.
"Well, since your mind is on your job, get your ass out of your chair and let's go," Gibbs ordered.
"Right, boss," Tony said getting up, and watching Gibbs walk away.
"What do you think Abby and Ziva are really talking about?" McGee stopped Tony.
"Well, probie, you notice things when you're a great agent like me," Tony announced. "Its obvious the two are talking about something sexual. Though, Abby's not getting any. I'm sure Ziva isn't, either." He looked across at the two women. "hmmm. I bet it could be lesbian related."
"Really?"
"Oh, I hope so," Tony said. "Or if not that, a threesome." Suddenly, he was smacked from behind. "Ow!"
"Let's go, DiNozzo." Gibbs had returned and started walking out again. "Do I need to invite you, too, McGee?" As he passed Ziva and Abby, Ziva joined them. Abby went her own way smiling as she walked along.
To Be Continued. . .