THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: HAPPY TREE FRIENDS STYLE!
On the first day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
A dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: HEY! I'm not dumb)
On the second day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Two family members (Cub: WEE! Hey dad, look at me!)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: Stop calling me dumb.)
On the third day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: HELP! Get this chicken away from me!)
Two family members (Pop: SON! Stop playing in the mud.)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: Please stop calling me dumb.)
On the fourth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Four stolen stuff (Lifty: Hey Shifty!)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: I am not sliding down that water slide.)
Two family members (Cub: Why dad why?)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: Stop calling me dumb right now!)
On the fifth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: CANDY CANDY CANDY!)
Four stolen stuff (Shifty: Yes Lifty?)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: You're not taking me to the roller coaster. Are you Cuddles?)
Two family members (Pop: Because you are getting youself dirty)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: I'm begging you to stop calling me dumb!)
On the sixth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Six Disco Bear harassments (Disco Bear: You ladies want my number?)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: I want candy for christmas.)
Four stolen stuff (Lifty: What are we suppose to do with the four stuff we stolen?)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: At least i'm brave.)
Two family members (Cub: I'm sorry dad)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!)
On the seventh day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Seven science projects (Sniffles: I prefer proper grammar.)
Six Disco Bear harassments (Disco Bear: Call me!)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: I WANT CANDY!)
Four stolen stuff (Shifty: Maybe we can sell them on EBay.)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: Okay. I'll try sliding down.)
Two family members (Pop: It's okay son. But i am giving you a bath.)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: You guys are starting to tick me off.)
On the eighth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Eight things of why I hate Flippy (Flippy: Why does Fanny Pak hate me so much?)
Seven science project (Sniffles: Time to mix the chemicals.)
Six Disco Bear harassments (Disco Bear: Just call me "the ladies man".)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: YUMMY! Candy is good!)
Four stolen stuff (Lifty: But there is no such thing as EBay on HTF land.)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: I have more fears than three.)
Two family members (Cub: Aww, okay.)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: If i give you five-million dollars, will you please stop calling me dumb?)
On the ninth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Nine karate moves (Buddhist Monkey: YAHA!)
Eight things of why i hate Flippy (Flippy: I didn't do nothing to Fanny Pak.)
Seven science projects (Sniffles: Call me a know-it-all.)
Six Disco Bear harassments (Disco Bear: Your place or mine?)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: Boy i sure do need some candy in my stomach.)
Four stolen stuff (Shifty: Then what should we do with them?)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: I refuse to slide down Cuddles.)
Two family members (Pop: In you go sport.)
And a dumb moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: Please quit it.)
On the tenth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Ten germs in Petunia's house (Petunia: EWW! This place is a pig sty!)
Nine karate moves (Buddhist Monkey: HI-YA!)
Eight things of why i hate Flippy (Flippy: I hope Fanny Pak dies.)
Seven science projects (Sniffles: I have to study guys.)
Six Disco Bear harassments (Disco Bear: How about a kiss?)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: Once i crap out my candy, i will eat candy again)
Four stolen stuff (Lifty: I don't know)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: Please don't let me ride on the roller coaster.)
Two family members (Cub: Hey dad.)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: QUIT IT RIGHT NOW!)
On the eleventh day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me,
Eleven pirate calls (Russell: AHOY THERE MATEYS!)
Ten germs in Petunia's house (Petunia: Time to clean this place up.)
Nine karate moves (Buddhist Monkey: TAKE THIS! TAKE THAT!)
Eight things of why i hate Flippy (Flippy: I can't believe Fanny Pak hates me.)
Seven science projects (Sniffles: Vote for me as school class president!)
Six Disco Bear harassment (Disco Bear: Are you single?)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: I can't have a great life without candy)
Four stolen stuff (Shifty: Oh well. Lets go to Disney Land.)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: I'm afraid of boats as well.)
Two family members (Pop: Yes son?)
And a dumb moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: If you call me dumb one more time, i will cut your head open!)
On the twelth day of christmas Happy Tree Friends gave to me
Twelve HTF deaths (Cuddles: MY EYES! THEY BURN!)
Eleven pirate calls (Russell: THAR SHE BLOWS!)
Ten germs in Petunia's house (Petunia: Finally! This place is all cleaned up!)
Nine karate moves (Buddhist Monkey: WHOO!)
Eight things of why i hate Flippy (Flippy: WWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I HATE YOU FANNY PAK!
Seven science projects (Sniffles: My homework is finally finished.)
Six Disco Bear harassments (Disco Bear: Can i get your number?)
Five of Nutty's candy (Nutty: I love candy!)
Four stolen stuff (Lifty: Good idea Shifty!)
Three fears that Flaky has (Flaky: That's it. I can't handle fears anymore.)
Two family members (Cub: I peed in the sink.)
And a dumb blue moose that doesn't know anything. (Lumpy: Ah who needs this song! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!)
THE END!