Yet, another parody of Devil May Cry. But this time, these are the encounters Dante never mentioned in his quest to destroy Mundus.....
Devil May Cry, The REAL story of the encounters with Nelo Angelo, The one Dante didn't want you to hear.......
Dante: Hmm, if i plunge this sword into the statue of the maiden....
*Kerplunk*
Dante: What the? A little orb. Ooo, i think i might keep it. It's so shiny....
*The image of Dante casually walks out of the mirror, but instead is wearing a fluffy pink dress, a beauty queen crown, ruby red lipstick, and a sash that says "Miss Underworld"
Dante: *Girly scream* THIS CAN'T BE ME!!! *Begins to run in circles frantically*
*The mirror image transforms into Nelo Angelo*
Nelo Angelo: Oh Dante, you're stho sthilly! *places hand on hip and uses other hand to make a little girly motion*
Dante: My god, what manner of creature is this?! *Pokes it with his sword*
Nelo Angelo: Oh sthtop that Dante! *hugs him*
Dante: GAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!
Nelo Angelo: Oops, sthorry, that's my sthuper demon gogo happy energy! See? *The lines in between his armor glow bright rainbowey colors*
Dante: Umm, that's........ unique....
*Nelo Angelo winks at Dante and beckons him in a feminine manner, then jumps out the window*
*Dante hears a thud and hears Nelo Angelo scream ouch*
Dante: Demons aren't too graceful nowadays *Begins to chuckle*
Nelo Angelo: I heard that!
Dante: So? *Leaps out the window also, but lands facedown in the concrete with a thud*
Nelo Angelo: No matter who wins this fight, i want you to know that we are both individuals with our own feelings
Dante: And i feel like kicking a demon's....
Nelo Angelo: *Gasp* Watch your language you hooligan!
*The battle ensues*
Dante: *Clang Twang*
Nelo Angelo: *Zip a dee doo da*
Dante: HA! I WIN!! *Tries to deal the landing blow, but is hugged by Nelo again*
Nelo Angelo: HA! I WIN! *The pendant touches his arm* GAHHHH!!! RED DOESN'T MATCH MY OUTFIT! *Disappears*
Dante: What a strange demon.......
Devil May Cry, The REAL story of the encounters with Nelo Angelo, The one Dante didn't want you to hear.......
Dante: Hmm, if i plunge this sword into the statue of the maiden....
*Kerplunk*
Dante: What the? A little orb. Ooo, i think i might keep it. It's so shiny....
*The image of Dante casually walks out of the mirror, but instead is wearing a fluffy pink dress, a beauty queen crown, ruby red lipstick, and a sash that says "Miss Underworld"
Dante: *Girly scream* THIS CAN'T BE ME!!! *Begins to run in circles frantically*
*The mirror image transforms into Nelo Angelo*
Nelo Angelo: Oh Dante, you're stho sthilly! *places hand on hip and uses other hand to make a little girly motion*
Dante: My god, what manner of creature is this?! *Pokes it with his sword*
Nelo Angelo: Oh sthtop that Dante! *hugs him*
Dante: GAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!
Nelo Angelo: Oops, sthorry, that's my sthuper demon gogo happy energy! See? *The lines in between his armor glow bright rainbowey colors*
Dante: Umm, that's........ unique....
*Nelo Angelo winks at Dante and beckons him in a feminine manner, then jumps out the window*
*Dante hears a thud and hears Nelo Angelo scream ouch*
Dante: Demons aren't too graceful nowadays *Begins to chuckle*
Nelo Angelo: I heard that!
Dante: So? *Leaps out the window also, but lands facedown in the concrete with a thud*
Nelo Angelo: No matter who wins this fight, i want you to know that we are both individuals with our own feelings
Dante: And i feel like kicking a demon's....
Nelo Angelo: *Gasp* Watch your language you hooligan!
*The battle ensues*
Dante: *Clang Twang*
Nelo Angelo: *Zip a dee doo da*
Dante: HA! I WIN!! *Tries to deal the landing blow, but is hugged by Nelo again*
Nelo Angelo: HA! I WIN! *The pendant touches his arm* GAHHHH!!! RED DOESN'T MATCH MY OUTFIT! *Disappears*
Dante: What a strange demon.......