I have such a bad tendency to start a new story when I already have 5 of them going on. Well, this is dedicated to all those gay military men&woman out there as well as the straight ones. Love you guys 333
A military man's homecoming
"Welcome back to the Review show where we have Misaki, Miyagi, and Hiroki in the back. They think they're here for a interview for their latest movie, Jonjou Romantica. Little do they know, someone very close to them will be visiting them from the army." The host said while the audience crooned, "Alright. Alright. Now, first up we have Hiroki whose lover," Someone booed, "Get him the fuck out of here. I want his balls chopped off and served at my tea party next Thursday."
The audience went silent. "Okay so like I was saying, Hiroki's lover has been serving in the military as a doctor for the past 2 years. He was supposed to be coming home in a year, however he was released for break early. Hiroki doesn't know that Nowaki's here and I expect you all to NOT PEEP A WORD ABOUT THIS!"
The audiences sweat dropped but eagerly nodded. "Now we present, MR. Hiroki"
Hiroki walked in indifferent however to anyone that knew him the young actor was beyond pissed. He missed Nowaki so much and he had to sit through THIS!
"How do you feel about your new movie?"
"It's shit." Hiroki said. Aikawa ran onto the stage and smacked him on the head yelling, "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
Hiroki sighed and said, "It could go better."
The host rolled her eyes and tried not to smile because of anticipation, "Well, how do you feel about your co-workers? Is it fun working with them?"
"Miyagi's a whore, Akihiko is such a bitchy whiner for his brat, and Aikawa is the damn devil in disguise." Hiroki took a long drag out of his cigar, "God, can I leave now?"
"NO YOU MAY NOT!" Aikawa screamed from behind the set.
Hiroki sighed again.
The host cleared her throat, "I take it you miss your lover, am I right?"
"None of your concern."
It was obvious to everyone Hiroki was certainly lonely because his navy lover was not there.
"What does he do in the war?" The host pushed.
..."He's a medical assistant there...the war started because of faulty egoism in politics." Hiroki smiled, a small smile. He didn't know weather his lover was alive or dead. He hadn't talked to Nowaki in 4 months. He hadn't had sex with Nowaki in 8.
"Oh, really? Have you heard from him recently?" The host smiled. Hiroki hated it, he really did.
"No...he was supposed to call me for my birthday but it passed 3 days ago. I-I don't know where he's stationed, somewhere in central Asia, and...can we not talk about this?"
"Sure. Sure...so about your movie."
"The movie is based on Akihiko's stupid novels,"
"USAMI-SAN IS NOT STUPID," Hiroki sighed, "HE'S A PEVERTED, IDIOTIC, ASSHOLE WHO LEFT MISAKI ON THE ALTER! THAT DAMN EVIL-"
Miyagi was dragged away from backstage and pushed into his own dressing room.
"ANYWAY, the movie is based on Akihiko's BL novels." Hiroki rolled his eyes at the younger boys antics.
The host drooled, it was evident that she read all the books.
"And no, there will be no sex." The audience gasped, "And you all can blame that to Akihiko and Shinobu who yelled at Misaki until the boy was sobbing trees. So of course, Miyagi felt bad for the kid and decided there will be no porn."
"And how do you feel about this? Not being able to satisfy for everyday needs?" The host asked purely interested.
"I use Misaki." Hiroki said knowing full well Akihiko would watch this and murder him. He loved seeing his friend riled up.
"...Eh?" The host did not expect that. Her eyes went wind and she, without Hiroki seeing, waved her hand back. Security understood her wave and made sure that the giant was NOT listening...and he wasn't, thank god.
"Of course I don't use him. He's like my little brother, I just said that to kill Akihiko. Possibly. Hopefully."
"You don't like Akihiko? I thought you were best friends?" The host asked.
"I hate him."
"And why?"
"Because he left Misaki on their wedding day."
"And what about you and your lover? Are you getting married?"
"..." Hiroki said.
"Hiroki?"
"..."
"Ahhh..." The host chuckled nervously, "Well how bout this, we'll give you your birthday present and then you may leave." The host said slightly amused when Hiroki's eyebrow raised itself.
"…Fine." He finally said. The host threw her clipboard in the air and yelled, "SOMEONE GET THE GOD DAMN VIDEO ON OR ELSE-oh look, sorry! Forgot to press this button. Anyway, happy birthday Hiroki."
She then handed him a book and said, "You're going to need this."
Hiroki sighed for the thirteenth time that day. Closing his eyes he wished to be anywhere other than here. Suddenly his eyes shot open and he lurched forward. Was that Nowaki on the video?
"Hi Hiro-san. I know it's your birthday and I know I come back in another year, hopefully alive…ahahah," Hiroki frowned harder trying not to cry, "Anyway, I just wanted to say that I love you. I got you a great birthday present."
The crowd gasped when Nowaki came from behind the stage and stood behind Hiroki.
"What do you mean?"
"Turn around, Hiroki." Nowaki said holding the video camera away from him. Hiroki quizzically turned around and he suddenly began to cry. Suddenly he screamed, "BANZAI" and threw a book right at Nowaki's head.
"You stupid idiot! How could you be away for so long?"
"I love you too," Hiroki looked at the younger male in shock, "Hiro-san."
He jumped onto his lover and kissed him. Undressing him quickly he sucked on Hiroki's nipples.
"Woah, woah! P-13! P-13" The host shouted. The two horny men didn't listen and instead began making out instead. Security dragged them off stage. The audience could still hear Hiroki's moans.
"Next we have…oh god…Miyagi."
The host was very afraid. Miyagi was such a flirt.