Disclaimer: I don't own YYH in any way whatsoever, wish I did, but that's
another story, tell me if you want to hear it someday. You probably don't.
I don't own any of the products I talk about, except my room, holey crap, I
forgot, that's not a product.
A/n: *in calm voice* For you to be reading this story, YOU MUST BE COMPLETLEY NUTS!!! Just like me. I may seem calm at times, but don't let that fool you, I'M ALWAYS AS CRAZY AS A SACK OF POTATOES!!! And yes, a sack of potatoes does have a large amount of insanity. HAHAHA, THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN MY HEAD HAVE SPOKEN, AND YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE BY READING THIS, THOUGH I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT FATE IS! HAHAHAHA!!! Now before you start trying to kill me, here the fanfic------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter one, enter the crazy HAHA!
Bri (that's me HAHA): 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Ready or not here I come HAHAHA!
Beck (1st little person in my head): We're not playing tag, we're writing a fan fiction.
Bri: right, what did I say?
Carlos (2nd little person in my head): You said you were playing tag.
Bri: Oh, okay O_O. now, lets get the cast out here before the readers try and kill me again. *Yusuke and Boton suddenly appear* HI ^__^ (right about now I have a smile the size of Texas that can scare anyone out of their shoes HAHA!) You have been chosen to eat the bean curd from the egg of Mount. Rushmore! HAHAHA
Yusuke: what in the 3 worlds are you talking about?
Bri: HI, who are you? You seem oddly familiar. But a can't put my potatoe on it.
Walter (3rd voice in my head): Bri, introduce yourself, NOW!
Bri: Shut up you stupid voice, I will when I'm good and ready. *Sits in a pout position for about 3 seconds* Hi, I'm Bri, the bringer of bacon to all of the lesser planets and cows. I have guacamole in my shoe. ^_______________^
Boton: *to Yusuke* She must be crazy, let's just play along.
Yusuke: well duh, we're in a padded room.
Bri: I heard you. *Voice changes to the announcing voice from the price is right* And your aaaaaabsolutely correct, now on to the weather with Bob.
Bob: Thanks Bri, today there is a jubilant chance that it'll rain ducks, followed by high tide. And get your linen folks, because it's going to be a dosey today.
Bri: Thanks Mark.
Bob: it's Bob.
Bri: Bill. This is boring; I'm going to call in the bishies! *Starts doing flips, cartwheels, and all that stuff, then stops in mid air and realizes she can't do that stuff* it's like the matrix or something. Big red button O_O *pushes a big red button*
Boton: I'm sure that wasn't there a minute ago.
Bri: crap, my button is quaked. *Starts kicking button* *there is a loud gurgling sound and Hiei, Kurama, and Jin fall from the ceiling* Yeah! *Glomps on Jin*
Jin: Help me Urimeshi. *he just shrugs * Oh come on now! *Starts prying the crazed fangirl off of him, with little success* Get off ' a me!
Bri: *starts to fake cry* it's not my fault they made you so kawaii. I know, I will call the people in my head to come out. *She whistles and Beck, Carlos, Walter, Bob, Cathy-lynn, and Surge (You know, that old soda that got out of buisness because parents wouldn't let their kids drink it because it was chock full of sugar (I loved it, so I put a place in my head for a little person to be named after it (I swear, she's crazier than me (oh yeah, they are all girls too (I don't know why though)))))
Hiei: Hn.
Surge: *starts jumping around Hiei at a speed that he can't even keep up with and talks really fast* Oh hi!!! ^__^ Have you ever seen a blue elephant in Demon World, Hiei? I have, or maybe that was my Aunt Wikklepants the 3rd. ^______^ one time I had a walnut and I cracked it open, it was the size of mashed potatoes! ^_____^ Nehehehehehehe HA! Ahhhh, you look sad, let me fix that. *Jumps on his head and starts dancing like a crazed monkey* Okay, all better. *runs over to Kurama* Hi Kurama, whatchya doin? Oh, what this, what's that, what does this do, what's that do, what's this do, what's that do?
Kurama: Go away.
Surge: OKAY! *Runs up on ceiling and start dancing, Bri and the rest of her head people join her*
Bri: *Sing to the "I don't know what I've been told" song* I like cheese in fancy sauce.
Head people: I like cheese in fancy sauce.
Bri: even if it's growing moss.
Head people and YYH gang (they are forced to by Bri since it's her fic): even if it's growing moss.
Bri: The cheesy, cheesy goodness.
Everyone else: The cheesy, cheesy goodness.
Bri: I like cheese.
Everyone else: I like cheese.
Bri: But not bees
Everyone else: But not bees.
Bri: Cheese monkey really, really funky
Everyone else: Cheese monkey really, really funky. *All of the sudden Zim and GIR from Invader Zim run by*
Zim: I must have the meat. Come GIR.
GIR: Okay dokay then. By pig. *Waves to a pig that suddenly appeared*
Pig: Oink.
Jin: What just happened? *Everyone shrugged, except Surge*
Surge: Maybe they come from an outer dimension to study the life forms, only to take us all to their home planet to be frozen into ice cubes to cool their beverages.
Bri: Let's go get sugar!!!!!
Head people: Yeah!! *They all leave*
Hiei: Let's go before they come back. *The YYH cast sneaks out of the padded room* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------- End of the first chapter
HAHA. I told you that you must've been nuts to read that, but nooooooooo, you had to not listen to me. No one listens to Bri. Now, for your punishment, you must lick the shoe of a 90 ft tall Rabbi. Now go find the Rabbi. And then answer this question for a prize: What is Kurama's Human name? Review and answer.
Tune in next time for even crazier madness. BYE!!!
A/n: *in calm voice* For you to be reading this story, YOU MUST BE COMPLETLEY NUTS!!! Just like me. I may seem calm at times, but don't let that fool you, I'M ALWAYS AS CRAZY AS A SACK OF POTATOES!!! And yes, a sack of potatoes does have a large amount of insanity. HAHAHA, THE LITTLE PEOPLE IN MY HEAD HAVE SPOKEN, AND YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE BY READING THIS, THOUGH I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT FATE IS! HAHAHAHA!!! Now before you start trying to kill me, here the fanfic------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter one, enter the crazy HAHA!
Bri (that's me HAHA): 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Ready or not here I come HAHAHA!
Beck (1st little person in my head): We're not playing tag, we're writing a fan fiction.
Bri: right, what did I say?
Carlos (2nd little person in my head): You said you were playing tag.
Bri: Oh, okay O_O. now, lets get the cast out here before the readers try and kill me again. *Yusuke and Boton suddenly appear* HI ^__^ (right about now I have a smile the size of Texas that can scare anyone out of their shoes HAHA!) You have been chosen to eat the bean curd from the egg of Mount. Rushmore! HAHAHA
Yusuke: what in the 3 worlds are you talking about?
Bri: HI, who are you? You seem oddly familiar. But a can't put my potatoe on it.
Walter (3rd voice in my head): Bri, introduce yourself, NOW!
Bri: Shut up you stupid voice, I will when I'm good and ready. *Sits in a pout position for about 3 seconds* Hi, I'm Bri, the bringer of bacon to all of the lesser planets and cows. I have guacamole in my shoe. ^_______________^
Boton: *to Yusuke* She must be crazy, let's just play along.
Yusuke: well duh, we're in a padded room.
Bri: I heard you. *Voice changes to the announcing voice from the price is right* And your aaaaaabsolutely correct, now on to the weather with Bob.
Bob: Thanks Bri, today there is a jubilant chance that it'll rain ducks, followed by high tide. And get your linen folks, because it's going to be a dosey today.
Bri: Thanks Mark.
Bob: it's Bob.
Bri: Bill. This is boring; I'm going to call in the bishies! *Starts doing flips, cartwheels, and all that stuff, then stops in mid air and realizes she can't do that stuff* it's like the matrix or something. Big red button O_O *pushes a big red button*
Boton: I'm sure that wasn't there a minute ago.
Bri: crap, my button is quaked. *Starts kicking button* *there is a loud gurgling sound and Hiei, Kurama, and Jin fall from the ceiling* Yeah! *Glomps on Jin*
Jin: Help me Urimeshi. *he just shrugs * Oh come on now! *Starts prying the crazed fangirl off of him, with little success* Get off ' a me!
Bri: *starts to fake cry* it's not my fault they made you so kawaii. I know, I will call the people in my head to come out. *She whistles and Beck, Carlos, Walter, Bob, Cathy-lynn, and Surge (You know, that old soda that got out of buisness because parents wouldn't let their kids drink it because it was chock full of sugar (I loved it, so I put a place in my head for a little person to be named after it (I swear, she's crazier than me (oh yeah, they are all girls too (I don't know why though)))))
Hiei: Hn.
Surge: *starts jumping around Hiei at a speed that he can't even keep up with and talks really fast* Oh hi!!! ^__^ Have you ever seen a blue elephant in Demon World, Hiei? I have, or maybe that was my Aunt Wikklepants the 3rd. ^______^ one time I had a walnut and I cracked it open, it was the size of mashed potatoes! ^_____^ Nehehehehehehe HA! Ahhhh, you look sad, let me fix that. *Jumps on his head and starts dancing like a crazed monkey* Okay, all better. *runs over to Kurama* Hi Kurama, whatchya doin? Oh, what this, what's that, what does this do, what's that do, what's this do, what's that do?
Kurama: Go away.
Surge: OKAY! *Runs up on ceiling and start dancing, Bri and the rest of her head people join her*
Bri: *Sing to the "I don't know what I've been told" song* I like cheese in fancy sauce.
Head people: I like cheese in fancy sauce.
Bri: even if it's growing moss.
Head people and YYH gang (they are forced to by Bri since it's her fic): even if it's growing moss.
Bri: The cheesy, cheesy goodness.
Everyone else: The cheesy, cheesy goodness.
Bri: I like cheese.
Everyone else: I like cheese.
Bri: But not bees
Everyone else: But not bees.
Bri: Cheese monkey really, really funky
Everyone else: Cheese monkey really, really funky. *All of the sudden Zim and GIR from Invader Zim run by*
Zim: I must have the meat. Come GIR.
GIR: Okay dokay then. By pig. *Waves to a pig that suddenly appeared*
Pig: Oink.
Jin: What just happened? *Everyone shrugged, except Surge*
Surge: Maybe they come from an outer dimension to study the life forms, only to take us all to their home planet to be frozen into ice cubes to cool their beverages.
Bri: Let's go get sugar!!!!!
Head people: Yeah!! *They all leave*
Hiei: Let's go before they come back. *The YYH cast sneaks out of the padded room* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------- End of the first chapter
HAHA. I told you that you must've been nuts to read that, but nooooooooo, you had to not listen to me. No one listens to Bri. Now, for your punishment, you must lick the shoe of a 90 ft tall Rabbi. Now go find the Rabbi. And then answer this question for a prize: What is Kurama's Human name? Review and answer.
Tune in next time for even crazier madness. BYE!!!