Disclaimer - No, I do not own the Vampire Academy Series. The amazing series is owned by Richelle Mead. I'm just playing with her characters to ease my boredom, and hopefully some other people's boredom. However, like many people do, I wouldn't mind owning Dimitri Belikov... Sadly, it's just a fantasy.

Alright. So, this would be set somewhere in the middle of Shadow Kiss. And the only person who knows about Dimitri's and Rose's relationship is Adrian.

I was lying on Lissa's bed, sulking about how unfair it was about how I was failing the Field Training to become a guardian. All because of Stan Alto. 'Damn him,' I thought bitterly.

Lissa, who was sitting at the head of the bed, apparently noticed my pissed off mood, as she said, "What's wrong?"

"I'm thinking about the Field Training problem."

After a few moments of thinking, Lissa exclaimed, "Y'know what we should do?"

I shook my head, not understanding what she was thinking about, even with the bond.

"We should have a party. Maybe play some games. It would cheer you up immensely."

I tried protesting, saying that I should be responsible or else I might screw up even more. She kept trying to persuade me, telling me to have fun. I think she used compulsion, even if it was a very small amount of it. However, I agreed, sending a text to Mia, Eddie, Christian, and Adrian to come to Lissa's dorm. After a few minutes had passed, all of them had replied saying that they would come.

Lissa had dumped a bag of M&Ms into a bowl setting it on a table for I Never. I moved a bunch of stuff out of the way, so we all had room to sit on the floor. Within fifteen minutes, everybody had entered the room, and we all sat in a circle.

"So, what are we gonna do?" Mia asked.

I shrugged my shoulders. "Truth or dare?" Everybody nodded, some like Lissa, a little reluctant. I nodded, and said, "Alright. I'll go first. Pyro, truth or dare?"

Christian seemed somewhat peeved that I chose him, but shrugged his shoulders, answering with a, "Dare."

I thought, and a diabolical idea popped into my head. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Christian shudder slightly, as he thought of horrible things he would have to do. "Okay. I dare you to put on a bra stuffed with socks and junk. Over that, you have to put on a corset dress. Wearing makeup and heels, you have to go to Dimitri's room and give him a lap dance." The thought of Christian giving the man I loved a lap dance was creepy, but would be hilarious as hell. Apparently everybody thought so as well since they were laughing.

Christian's face turned even paler, and I smirked. Reluctantly, he nodded weakly. Lissa tossed him one of her bras and a few pairs of socks. He removed his shirt and with obvious difficulty, put the bra on, stuffing it with many socks. Lissa handed him a corset, and after nearly fainting at the sight of the outfit, he went into her bathroom to change. He came out, grumbling, shooting me glares to which I shot him grins. Ten minutes later, he walked out, obviously pissed off and uncomfortable with the tightness of the corset. Giggling, Lissa, with my help, did his makeup, much to his displeasure.

I stepped back to admire some of my work and idea, and laughed. He just looked so... gay. Immediately, I dashed to Lissa's dresser, grabbing my camera that she always used. Before Christian realized what I was doing, I snapped a picture of him.

Laughing, Eddie said, "Ooh! Christian's one hot male."

Rolling her eyes, but still giggling, Mia said, "Is there something you need to tell us, Eddie? Are you playing for the other team?"

"Hell no, Mia! I'm definitely straight."

Teasing him, I said, "Whatever gets you through the day, Eddelina."

Eddie tossed a pillow at me, which wasn't close to hitting me, but I still easily dodged. "Your aim is fucking terrible. Just sayin'."

Lissa interrupted the conversation, "Are we gonna go see my boyfriend get it on with Guardian Belikov, or not?"

Quickly, I scrambled over next to her, camera in hand. "I wanna see the look on my mentor's face when he's scarred for life, and when Fire Crotch will be pummeled into a pulp."

Adrian piped in, "Maybe Belikov does play for the other team." Adrian looked pointedly at me. "Perfect for Eddie, here, huh?" Standing up, Adrian made a not so subtle motion with his hips, pretending to moan Dimitri's name. Eddie shoved him, and stood next to me. Mia giggled again, and walked over to the gathering group. Huffing at the loss of attention, Adrian joined us. Laughing, we followed Christina towards the rooms where the guardians stayed at.

Just before Christian entered Dimitri's room, I started recording. Attempting to swing his hips sexily, Christian opened the door, leaving it open enough so I could catch it on tape. Dimitri had apparently just gotten out of the shower as his hair was dripping wet and he was about to put on a shirt. However, he stopped when he saw the Moroi enter the room trying to seduce him.

"What are you doing here, Mr. Ozera? And why are you dressed like that...?" Dimitri questioned, confused.

I bit on my mouth to keep from laughing out loud. The others were trying to do the same.

"Hey sexy," Christian drawled in what he thought as an entrancing tone. "You may not know this, but, I always stare at your ass when you walk on by, Belikov. I always think about how sex would be like with you. I always touch myself, thinking about you. I just couldn't keep it in any longer. I love you, and I have to do this."

Still having the element of surprise, Christian, with a pained look on his face, shoved Dimitri down on his bed. Then, he started grinding his ass on Dimitri's lap. Surprisingly, the camera didn't shake too much from my silent laughter. With a horrified look on his face, Dimitri pushed Christian off of him. Perfect for the video, Christian landed straight on his skinny ass, in what seemed like a painful position. Excellent.

My Badass Russian looked as if he wanted to murder Pyro. Ooh, he should. Maybe then, I won't get visuals of Lissa getting it on with him. It was definitely not a pretty sight. Christian tried crawling, which gave the camera a perfect view of his bunched up boxers, towards Dimitri. "Please, Dimitri! I love you! You're way better than Lissa! I want you. Please, want me back!"

Dimitri spat, "Mr. Ozera! I am not gay!"

Christian stood up, shooting the camera a pissed off look, before giving Dimitri as puppy dog look and trailing his finger down his chest. "Come on sexy. Walk out of the closet for one moment of blissful pleasure known as fucking the shit out of somebody."

Pissed off, Dimitri grabbed Christian's hand and flipped him, so Pyro fell on his back with his neck bent in an awkward angle.

At that moment, I laughed. Out loud. Dimitri's head shot up towards the door immediately. I tried backing away from the door silently to sprint towards Lissa's room. However, Dimitri was too fast, and had already stepped out of his room, with a raised eyebrow. I realized I was still recording, and I quickly stopped it.

"Hey Comrade. Whatcha doing here?"

"I live here," was his simple reply.

"You live in a hallway? Well, that's lame."

He shook his head, and asked what was going on. Lissa was the one who replied.

"We're, um, playing truth or dare... Guardian Belikov..."

He nodded, obviously not impressed. "And why did someone make Mr. Ozera try to... sexually assault me?"

"It was Little Dhampir's idea for that, Belikov." Adrian answered.

"You know I can kick your ass, right?" I shot at the older guy.

"Yeah... But, you won't cuz you secretly want to ravish me and fantasize about me every night..." He waggled his eyebrows at the suggestive thoughts.

"In your wet dreams, Ivashkov." I told him.

Lissa groaned, "Shut up, you two."

"'Kay," I said. "So, Dimitri, you wanna play?" I could tell that he was thinking about it, rather deeply, so I added a cute "Please!" He finally agreed, saying that the only reason would be to supervise us. He went back in his room, literally kicking Christian out. A minute later, he came back out, wearing a shirt.

On the way to Lissa's room, I kept replaying the video, laughing the whole time, much to the displeasure of Christian and Dimitri.

After Christian had changed back into his casual clothes, and removed the makeup, he asked me, "Why the hell did you make me go through that?"

"Hey! You're the one who took it too far. All you had to do was grind your ass against his dick, then run and get out. You didn't to go on about the fucking and shit. But, it was pretty hilarious seeing you look desperate for some action and getting beat up."

Christian glared at me, and asked another question. "Why'd you even dare me to do that?"

"Cuz you're homosexual, though there's nothing wrong with that, of course. But, you just need to come out of the closet and admit it to yourself. Don't be using my best friend just for appearances."

He continued glaring, and I gave him a huge grin. "Your turn, Fire Crotch."

Christian sighed, "Alright... Truth or dare, Eddie?"

Okay, sorry I ended it there. But, I'm kinda tired right now, and yeahhh... Plus, I don't wanna put the whole game in the same chapter... I hope that this kinda grabbed your attention and that you will continue reading this pointless story. Let me know if I should continue or not. Also, I hope that it was at least somewhat funny. Well, bye, my loves. :D