Author's Notes
Hiyaz, this is my first fanfic so please tell me what you think about it.
I have been planning this story since the beginning of forever.
Please, give me some advice if I could do something to improve my story.
Enjoy!
Chapter 1 - A Seriously Bad Morning
"Say that again! We are getting a new member, but we already have nine members, un, we don't need anymore!" exclaimed Deidara. His eyes were flaming, he had a slight growl in his voice, and he was burning with rage as soon as he learnt that the new member would be staying in his room.
He was in a fowl mood, let me explain, 1 - his hand-mouths had ulcers, 2- he was in the middle of a really bad-hair-day, 3 - Deidara had spilt coffee down the front of his cloak and don't get me started on Tobi and his annoying 'sempai' comment, that was driving Deidara insane.
It didn't help either, that Konan was still angry with him from Deidara stealing her hairbrush and other hair products. It's a long story, so I will try and shorten it.
-Flashback-
When Deidara woke up, his hair was fine. But the second he tried to tie it into a ponytail, all that went out the window! His hair wasn't co-operating, he was starting to really get angry, but then he remembered that Konan had hair products. So he decided he would borrow them before she woke up.
He snook into Konan's room, Deidara tip-toed over to her desk, where she kept all her beauty products, he was careful not to wake her, he really didn't want her to kill him, literally. He felt his way through her supplies, searching through everything he could find, he was quick and quiet, but he still couldn't find a hairbrush.
That's when he saw it, Konan's hairbrush, but it wasn't on her desk, or in her drawers, or on the floor, or hidden in a secret compartment.
It was in her hand! She had fallen asleep the night before, with the hairbrush in her hand!
He started panicking he needed the hairbrush, but didn't want to wake Konan. He finally came to a conclusion, if he could get the hairbrush without waking her, then he would be okay, and if he woke her, then i didn't matter, because he wouldn't be caught dead with his hair as bad as it was.
He slowly, quietly crept over to her bedside, watching her carefully, for any signs of her waking up. She didn't even move an inch by the time he got up close. He slowly reached down, as his hand touched the brush, Konan shifted a little to the side, causing Deidara's heart to pound against his ribcage. He carefully, oh so carefully, pulled on the brush. Konan let go of it without any effort, she was asleep after all.
Deidara began to creep out of Konan's room, as his heart slowed back down to its normal pace. Deidara gently closed the door behind him, when the door was fully closed, he let out a sigh of relief, he then headed back to his own room, he had grabbed a few extra supplies, while he was at in Konan's room, this things consisted of: Hairspray, hair gel, shampoo for uncontrollable hair, coconut conditioner, straighteners and some scented hair ribbons (he was sick of his boring red ones).
He began washing and drying his hair, with his new equipment. He had to admit he was having fun, he sometimes wondered what it would be like to be a girl, but he was shook from his thoughts, as he heard a loud bang at the end of the corridor.
It was Konan's bedroom door!
Konan came marching down the hall, to Deidara's room, she pounded hard on it with a single fist, sending a loud echoing thud, in all directions. Deidara froze. Not knowing what to do, he said nothing, his heart was now beating faster than ever before, it actually hurt him, how hard it was pounding, almost as hard as Konan on his door.
Konan kicked down the door and growled at the sight of Deidara and her personal belongings, in his hands. She lurched forward, throwing herself at him. Deidara yelped and jumped out of the way, as she landed with a thump, where he was sat. She grabbed him by his ponytail and-
The rest of this story has been cut out due to, the violence and rude words, besides i said it would be short, didn't I? Well lets just say Deidara wasn't really capable to move for a while, lucky for him, Pein stepped in to hold Konan back....
-OK, Back to Deidara and Pein, talking about the new member-
Deidara slammed his hands down on the table, so hard that Pein, who was sitting just at the other end of the table, could feel the vibrations it gave off.
Pein sighed, a long and heavy sigh, as if to say 'there he goes again'.
"Deidara's right, there are only nine tailed-beasts and we have the nine members we need, what use could we get from a tenth member?" agreed Kisame. He was surprised that he was agreeing with Deidara, who he didn't particularly didn't like.
After this comment, al of the akatsuki looked at Pein, waiting for an answer. He drew in a deep breath, then there was a silence, as if he was thinking. Pein looked up and replied, "Well, this new member doesn't wish to obtain the power of the tailed-beasts, the main objective of this ex-ANBU squad captain, is to get revenge and send the five Great Nations in pain and despair, and to settle the scores with some old enemies. So you see, we don't need to worry about the jinchuriki situation."
Another silence fell over them, it was an awkward silence that made everyone feel uncomfortable, it finally lifted when Itachi said, "This new person must be crazy, who in their right mind wouldn't want all the power that is harvested and sealed away inside the tailed-beasts?"
Everyone had to agree with Itachi, he was telling the truth, they all desired nothing more than power and to be known and feared by the entire world, especially the five nations.
"Anyway, we should all get back to work, if we slack off then the beasts we have already captured could escape, and then we would have to start all over again!" Pein threatened
He shot a warning glance at Deidara, when he heard him say, "I hope this new person isn't going to turn against us, like Orochimaru, un, because if they do, they might try to steal all of the tailed-beasts and then take over the world own their own. If they do then we are all doomed, un, it's so hard to find people you can trust these days."
Deidara couldn't help but feel depressed, first Tobi took over in Sasori's place, and now this.
He didn't want a tenth member, it was already seriously cramped around here, he thought to himself, If we have to get a new member, it should be someone to replace that idiot, Tobi.
He thought this while watching the 'idiot' trying to untangle his scarf, that had got caught on the door handle.
It was then, when Deidara noticed a person standing just a few feet away from him, but far enough that Deidara couldn't see the intruder's face, the person stood motionless, watching the akatsuki members and taking in the surroundings, with cold, dead, sharp eyes.
*~To be continued~*
A/N
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