Llamas with Hats: Carl Kills Harry Potter!
Thought this would be funny, please enjoy! This fanfic is dedicated especially to one of my school friends who I know loves both Llamas with Hats and Harry Potter, and to Villian84 Beta 01. Remember to review! I DO NOT OWN LLAMAS WITH HATS.
-Caaarrrll, why did you kill Harry Potter?!
-I don't know what you mean.
-You just killed the boy who lived, Carl!
-So what? We all live, we all die, what makes him so special?
-You beat him with his own broomstick, Carl!
-I did nothing of the sort!
-Carl!
-OK, so yeah, I kinda killed Harry Potter! Your problem?
-He was just abot to defeat He Who Should Not Be Named, Carl!
-Oh, who? Voldemort?
-CAAAAARRRRRLLLLLL! Your not supposed to say his name!
-I don't get what the problem is here. We all have names. Mine is Carl, your's is Paul, and that chubby kid at the front of Harry is called Neville BigBottom.
-It's Neville Longbottom Carl!
-Oh yeah him. Really? God, he must have a hard time sitting down anywhere.
-It doesn't matter now Carl, you killed him too! Along with Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger, Cho Chang, Ginny Weasly and Draco Malfoy!
-I thought you hated him, when we watched the movies together, he was always being mean to Harry and his friends, if anything, I just did them all a huge favour!
-But their just kids, Carl!
-Uh, no their teenagers. There's a huge difference.
-You head-butted Proffesser Snape across the room!
-Oh,come on! He was seriously depressing me, I mean listen to the way he was drawling on.
-You ate Proffesser MGonnagle!
-And she was dellcious! Tasted like Lemon Sherberts!
-And then you chewed up Proffesser Albus Dumbledore!
-Anybody else think it was maybe time to get rid of him?
-And the worst part Carl, was that you ate Voldemort! Aw, god I just said his name!
-Oh come on, he's the villain of the story! Give me some credit here!
-Now, we don't have a story!
-And maybe that's a good thing!
-CAARRLL!
-He tasted bad anyway. Rotten, even.
-Wait, now that you've killed him-
-Yes?
-Doesn't that make you the New Dark Lord?
-Huh! Well, uh-yeah! I guess it kinda does! Yes, I think I'm gonna like being Lord Voldemort! I am Carl, The New, Dark Lord, and now everyone must bow down to me!
-You're not a king, Carl. In fact your far from it!
Ohh! Please don't be mad at me, best friend!
-And you've turned Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry into ruins!
-Aw, don't be like that!
-No! You've ruined the books and movies for me! We read them all, watched them all, and all this time, I thought you were actually interested! I'm never gonna forgive you for this, Carl! And to think we're meant to be best friends.
-I'm starting to think you don't like the things I do.
-No, no I do not Carl, they are sick. They are sick, they are sick, and I don't wanna be apart of them any longer!
-Fine, say what you want. I'm not really feeling it with all this Harry Potter, magical stuff anymore now, anyway. I think Twilight's more of my thing now!
-No Carl!
-All, the vampires, blood, werewolves, it sounds awsome! Totally up my street!
-No, Carl. I'm not going to introduce stuff like this to you ever again!
-Oh no, wait! What about The Hunger Games? The arena in that certainly sounds pretty wacky!
-And I am certainly not letting you loose in that arena, Carl!
-Oh, well good thing, because I kind of smashed it to peices on my way over here!
-CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLL!
-Yeah, whoops! Crazy ride!
-Why do you do these awful, terrible things, Carl?
-Because I'm sick of all these franchises, maybe they should think about what I want for a change! I mean pretty, soon their gonna be turning us into a franchise, did you ever think about that?
Well, hope that was funny enough! Bye!