This is my part of my Esme and Carlisle play fights saga

We've had hand to hand combat and swords and now it's time for some food

Enjoy

Esme was happy, Carlisle had started spending a lot more time with her and it didn't look like he was going to stop anytime soon which was good. He had stopped taking all of the night shifts he could at the hospital and spent his nights with his wife.

She was in the kitchen, attempting to cook but failing miserably. She hadn't eaten real human food in over eighty years but it always helped to have a skill. Emmett, Alice and Jasper were helping her. Emmett was chopping various berries, Alice was waiting on the muffins in the oven to finish cooking, Jasper was cleaning up the flour and Esme was making up the icing to go on top.

"Well, this was fun" Jasper muttered, sarcastically.

"Be thankful, I could've taken you shopping" Alice smiled.

Finally, the timer started ringing and Alice quickly pulled the muffins out of the oven, too quickly to burn herself. She danced over to the counter where Esme started applying the icing and Emmett added the berries.

"Can I go now?" Emmett whined.

"Got somewhere to go?" Esme asked, skeptically.

"Yeah, I got Rose waiting for me upstairs" he winked.

"Go, then" Esme sighed.

He dropped what he was doing and raced upstairs, Esme rolled her eyes and got on with what she was doing. Jasper started applying the berries in Emmett's place while Alice watched happily.

"So, where are these going?" Jasper asked. "I certainly don't want them"

"Up your ass if you don't show some southern hospitality zip it" Alice said, imitating her husband's southern accent.

"Did you just threaten me?" he asked with one eyebrow raised.

"No" she said, nervously and she ran out of the kitchen.

He ran after her and Esme put her face on the clean counter and groaned. Carlisle came home and creeped into the kitchen silently. He lifted up a little bit of flour from the bowl and held it above his wife's head. He was about to drop when she put her hand up.

"Don't even think about it" she moaned.

He got a fright and dropped the flour anyway. She gasped and her head shot up. She glared at him as he struggled to keep a straight face. She slowly reached towards the bowl of unused muffin mix. She quickly dumped it over his head and shook it to get the very last of it out. He looked at her like a teacher looking at a misbehaving pupil, she just grinned at him. He picked up another handful of flour and flung it in her face.

"I think you made a few errors with your make up this morning, darling" he smirked.

"Ha, ha, very funny" she said, sarcastically. "By the way, I love your new hairdo"

She grabbed the bowl of pink icing and threw it over Carlisle's lab coat and shirt. He looked down at his torso and then looked back up at her, she smirked in reponse. She looked down at the open bag of flour at her feet. She kicked it over and it went all over Carlisle shoes.

He wrapped his arms around her waist and smiled. They kissed passionately for a few minutes before breaking apart, she put her head on his chest and closed her eyes. Of course, this wasn't just her being all lovey dovey, she reached behind him and grabbed some eggs from the counter cracked them over his head and pulled away.

"Well, I have to say that I wasn't expecting that" he said in a sophisticated tone.

"I know" she said, biting her lip. "Kiss kiss"

he grabbed her, not roughly but firmly and sat her up on the counter and began kissing her again, she reached her ams behind him again but he caught her wrists and put them down by her side. Emmett walked in to ask them something but when he saw them covered in food and kissing each other, he walked straight back out again.

There you go another Esme and Carlisle play fight