I really should work on my other stories, and I will, but I can't get this out of my head. So I'm making a story called Mai Taniyama's fairy tales.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Fairy tales or Ghost Hunt.
Now let's start!Hansel and Gretel: Mai and Naru
In the edge of the forest in a far away land, there lived a girl named Mai Taniyama. She lived with her obnoxious mother, Ayako, and her overprotective father, Houshou.
On the other side of the woods lived a young narcissistic, tea-loving jerk named Naru along with his guardian Lin. The young idiot, ahem, I mean to say boy, fell in love with the beautiful maiden from across the woods and would each day travel to meet with her.
Takigawa, however, was not fond of Naru (I mean he obviously had very good reasons, what with Naru being such a... wait, don't let me lose our tale). Takigawa banned Mai from seeing the man, and even after Ayako hit him a ton of times with her trusty handbag that must have mounds of bricks, he would not budge from his decision.
Our two protagonist's love was so true and (somehow) pure, that Lin would guide Naru through the woods and the two would secretly meet with Mai each day.
Well, Naru is an idiot, whether he admits it or not, so even though this particular day Lin was ill, and Naru had no idea how to navigate the forest, he went to see Mai anyways. Surprisingly, neither of them knew of the evil witch Masako lurking in her candy house in the woods.
They met in the woods and spent their time speaking of stupid lover things, and soon the sun had set.
"Naru, where is Lin today, don't you have him take you home each day?" Mai spoke a question as they were about to part.
"He fell ill."
"Then I must walk you home. You know your way around the forest terribly."
"But you need to get home."
"I don't care!"
"You should, stupid."
"Please?" Mai gave him the puppy dog eyes.
"Fine." The puppy dog eyes were the idiot's weakness. "But you must make me tea."
"Narcissistic tea-loving jerk..." She muttered as they walked in a completely random direction.
The two walked until midnight in the completely wrong direction. At about one in the morning, they saw a creepy bat sitting on a tree, which screeched so creepily, they ran away from it. They ran from it until they reached a little house, which they saw was built of bread and covered with cakes, but that the windows were of clear sugar.
"I wonder if that is real candy..." Mai spoke.
"Baka, it's a house. Don't eat it."
"Just one bite?" She begged. She was hungry.
Thankfully for her, he was too. "Fine. Just a bit."
Naru reached up and broke off a little of the roof to try how it tasted, and Mai leaned against the window and nibbled at the panes. Then a quiet and calm voice cried from inside:
"Nibble, nibble, gnaw. Who is eating my home?"
And Naru, being the idiot, oops, I mean honest and dashing male he was, spoke in return, "two lost lovers who happened to be hungry."
"Come in, come in, I just put tea on the stove." The witch, or for the sake of our protagonists who are too ignorant to think there is a such thing as witches even though they can believe in ghosts, Masako, spoke.
"No thank you ma'am, I like Mai's tea and hers only."
"Well then she can make us some."
"Fine with me." And with that, Naru waltzed into a witch's house to his own probable doom.
Heehee, I like how well this seems to be turning out! :D I hope you enjoy it, and after this, I'm either doing The Three Little Pigs, Princess and the Pea, or Goldilocks. And let me just say I'm going to thoroughly enjoy this :D
Yasu: Where am I? *pout*
Me: Just wait Yasu, you'll have the best part. *evil wink*
SPR: Oh no... what has she done...
Yasu and me: Please review!