Hello! This is my first story, w00t! I won't say much, but all I will say is if you came here looking for gay pairings or yaoi, I'm sorry to say you won't find that here. I don' believe in the pairings. What I do enjoy is the funny fanfics, and this is one of them. If I get enough feedback, I'll continue with the story! This isn't "Crack", I thought this out and I wrote it trying to keep each character's dignity mostly intact (For the time being... Though Demyx is a little more spacy...He's my favorite character. =3) Please review so I'll know people are interested in seeing more! If you're going to flame me for not making this a yaoi, don't bother reviewing. Thanks!

Enjoy!

It was yet another dull day in the Castle that Never Was. We find our favorite sitar player, Demyx, doing the very thing that he is best at; absolutely nothing. In the Lounge area of the castle, he was sitting on the couch, resting his elbow on the arm of the chair with his chin in his hand, trying to think of SOMETHING to do. Of course, he had his sitar, but sometimes even that can get a little old. And, thanks to Larxene getting angry when Zexion beat her at Wii Sports, the Wii was no longer working. Demyx was on the verge of getting the high score in Guitar Hero, too...poor guy.

"C'mon, think!" Demyx whined to himself, heaving a sigh. "There's gotta be something I can do today!" He tapped his temple lightly with his index finger, deep in thought...and for Demyx, "deep in thought" meant "Rave Party." Thus, a huge Rave Party began to engulf the Nocturne's train of thought.

"I can always assign you to a mission." he heard Saïx's voice, who had overheard the blonde as he was walking down the hall, and made his way into the Lounge. The hairs on the back of Demyx's neck bristled as he realized he was, in truth, NOT at a Rave Party. He was on the verge of being recruited for yet another pointless mission, the last thing he wanted to do. He had to come up with a good excuse, and FAST!

"You know...now that I think about it...I...uh...I have to go get my...uh...my toaster!"

"Your....toaster?" The Luna Diviner said in disbelief, his brow arching as his eyes bore into Demyx's back.

"Yeah! I let Axel borrow my toaster! Gottagogetitnowthanksbye!" Before Saïx could blink, Demyx was gone.

"....I thought we just had one communal toaster..." he mumbled to himself.

Phew, what a clever excuse, Demyx praised himself as he sprinted through the many different corridors in the Castle towards Axel's room. Only I could have come up with it!!! This is also coming from the same person who, instead of choosing the most efficient mode of transportation such as the portal to get from one part of the Castle ALL the way to the other, decided to sprint the long distance. Perhaps it gave him more time to spend with that Rave Party of his. We'll never know.

Eventually, he made it to where the Organization members had their rooms, and just as he got to Axel's door, there was a large explosion of sound coming from the room opposite of Axel's. This caused Demyx to jump a little in surprise, followed by a small yelp. Axel's door suddenly opened, followed by the blazing redhead's grumpy voice.

"Could you keep it down over there?! Geez, some of us are trying to get some SLEEP here!" Axel snarled.

"You sleep on your days off, Axel? That's no fun." Demyx said, popping his head from the side of the door to look at him. Axel looked back at the Nocturne and scratched his head, yawning softly.

"I try to catch up on my sleep." He leaned in closer to the blonde, pointing at his bright emerald eyes. "See? No bags."

Demyx was about to reply with a funny-yet-not-on-topic comeback until another explosion of sound came from the room across Axel's.

"Good GOD!" Axel snarled once more, directing his attention back to the room.

"Whose room is that?" Demyx asked, now curious.

"It's Vexen's, and I've been hearing that same explosion for the past hour, and I'm frankly sick of it." With clenched fists, Axel walks briskly towards the door and pounds it with his fist.

"Vexen, open the door!" Axel shouted.

No reply.

"I'm giving you to the count of 5 to open this door!"

No answer.

"One....Two...Five!" Axel raises his leg and kicks the door in, with enough force to break it off its hinges and fall to the floor with a very loud thud.

"Whoa, nice." Demyx face lit up with surprise.

"You see, if you actually go and do your missions, you might get a little stronger." Axel replied sarcastically, looking over his shoulder with a smile.

"How DARE you barge in here like this!" The voice belonging to Vexen hissed from within.

"Well how dare YOU interrupt my nap?" Axel shot back, stomping into the room, with Demyx in hot pursuit behind him. Things were starting to get interesting.

The first thing Axel and Demyx notice about the room was how much more colorful it was than the rest of the member's rooms. Of course, the colors were coming from the different array of chemicals Vexen had strewn around his room, with what looked like a rusted mixing machine off in the corner. Smoke was coming from every crack, making it look like a deadly firecracker on the verge of exploding. Vexen stood by the machine with two different vials in his hands, one green and one purple.

"You know, that outdated blender of yours is making a lot of noise, and it's making a lot of us upset." Axel said, pointing at the machine with his index finger. Vexen huffed and turned his back on the pair.

"By "a lot of us," you mean you? And this is NOT a blender."

"That's besides the point."

"Watcha makin, Vexen?" Demyx piped in, totally changing the subject. He couldn't help it, there were so many pretty colors, and they reminded him of his Rave Party.

"At least someone cares about my scientific findings!" Vexen beamed, still messing with the contraption. "Although he may have the attention span of a goldfish..." He turned to the two and laid a hand on the top of the machine and smiled as though he were presenting a son to his grandparents. "This is a Chemical Reaction Merging Diluting Equalizer."

"A wha...?" Demyx said, his eye twitching a bit as his brain tried to compute the machine's name.

"A blender." Axel replied, folding his arms. "A big, fancy, rusty blender."

"It's NOT a blender!"

"Seeing as it has the word "merging" in it, it goes down as a "blender" in my book."

Vexen heaved a sigh through gritted teeth before taking a deep breath and continuing. "The Chemical Reaction Merging Diluting Equalizer-"

"CRMDE!" Demyx interrupted with a bright smile on his face. Vexen twitched. Demyx quickly settled down.

"....The "CRMDE" is a little something I came up with recently." He looked up above Axel and Demyx's heads as though he were giving some sort of important speech. "We Nobodies have gone without emotions for quite some time. Some of us can't even remember how it feels to...well, feel. One day while I was deep in my studies, I had an epiphany."

"Ooh! Ooh!!!!!" Demyx had raised his hand, flailing it about wildly. Rolling his eyes, Vexen replied, "Yes, Demyx?"

"What's an..epifanei?"

"It's when you stick a fork in an electric socket and realize you aren't supposed to do that. Got it memorized?" Axel said, a smug smile crossing his face. Though he'd never want to bring harm to a buddy of his like Demyx, he couldn't help but wonder if Demyx would actually try it.

"Thank you...for the idiot's version, Axel." Vexen sighed. Axel shrugged in response.

"Anyhow," Vexen continued, clearing his throat. "I wondered, "what if I could find a temporary solution to this problem? What if I could make us "feel", even if for a few hours?"

"What's your point, Vexen?" Axel huffed. He really wasn't all that interested in Vexen's experiments; he had a date and her name was Bed.

"My point is, I've come up with a chemical concoction that can allow you to feel a specific emotion! Love, Wrath, Sadness, Despair, Lust, Happiness, Greed, anything a Somebody can feel!!!" Vexen smiled like a little school girl, and that creeped both Demyx and Axel out.

"So we can feel again?" Demyx asked, his face lighting up.

"Well, only for an hour or so. But it's not complete yet, it hasn't been tested. Once I get the final product, I'll be sure to let you know." Vexen's view shifted from the two members to the broken down door on his floor, and he sighed in dismay. "Now if you'll excuse me...I guess I have a door to fix." He summons a portal to somewhere in the castle where he could find parts to fix the door. Before he left, he looked at the two of them and said in a serious tone, "Don't. Touch. Anything." and with that, he was gone.

A few seconds passed by in silence. Demyx looked at Axel. Axel looked at Demyx.

"Dude," Demyx finally broke the silence, pointing to the purple vial on the CRMDE. "I'll pay you 100 munny if you taste it."

Will Axel take Demyx's bribe?

Will Vexen be able to get his door fixed?!?!?!

WILL AXEL GET TO TAKE HIS NAP?!?!?!?

Find out in the next chapter ;D

(Note: Taking into consideration that 100 munny is not that much in Kingdom Hearts, it's not equal to 100 dollars. Just in case. :P)