Kenny's Letter From The Other Side

by DiscombobulatedCanadian

Anyone and everyone who has heard of South Park knows about Kenny and his never ending deaths. Well he's sick of it. He's been sick of it. So from his place on the Other Side he has written a quick and chipper letter to all of his friends and family.

1. Kenny's Letter

I have no Idea where this came from. I latterly woke up 20 minutes ago and just typed it out – because I could. Maybe because I feel bad for Kenny, that poor little boy ... it seems like he can't go a season without dying at least seven times XD.

x.X.x.K.x.X.x

A Letter from Kenny (In Death)

Hello, everyone. It's Kenny, from South Park, Colorado. I just wanted to say fuck you. Yes. Fuck you. Fuck each and every one of you.

Fuck my mom and dad because you two white trash penny-lickers put me into a life of poverty and every time I get a chance of reincarnation I always end up with you two fucks.

Fuck my brother. I don't really have a reason why ... you were kind of just there and because of that dinner was always devided between four people and not three - which meant less to eat for me ... Nevermind, I hate you, too.

Fuck Eric you fucking fat ass pig bitch, you are not big boned – you're FAT and your mother is a man.

Fuck Kyle and Stan for being the supposed Mother Mary's of our four-person party, yet never helping me out anytime I had even the slightest chance of living – fuck you two. I hope one of you dies just so when I come back one week from now I can shove food up your ass and watch you shit through your mouth and your ass while I kick dirt in your face and laugh. You guys are bastards. You suck.

Fuck Butters. I never liked you. You're clearly gay for Cartman and he's clearly gay for you – oh, right! I guess nobody ever told you this but that time you slept over Eric's house he stuck his penis in your mouth, and if you didn't already know he also stuck his WHAT WHAT in your BUTT.

And finally, fuck everyone else in South Park – except Barbra Streisand because that woman tried to do what I've always wanted to: destroy you. The only thing that kept and keeps me from destroying you all is the fact that I was warned that murdering a fellow Flesh and Blood would mean an inevitable ticket to the fiery gates of Hell for me. And I am not having sex with crab infested she-whores like Satan.

So yeah ... I hope you get this.

Sincerely,

Kenny

PS. I get more pussy here than Cartman's mom. See ya'll next week.

x.X.x.K.x.X.x

Thanks for reading! I'm probably going to have to do chores from this point on so yeah ... best part of my morning ... woo (so much sarcasm in that you is bleeding out of my fingernails).

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