"Give it back!"
"Nu-uh"
"Don't be so immature"
"Maybe I will"
"EMO!" Naruto said as a last resort.
"I'm not emo!" Sasuke cried and went to his emo-corner.
"Yeah right..." Naruto said, poking Sasuke with his foot. "I didn't even know there was a corner there."
"Ho-how could you Naruto!" Sasuke sobbed and crawled further into the corner.
"It was surprisingly easy..." Naruto said thoughtfully... "Now give me my letter, stupid emo!"
"I-I-I can't!" Sobbed Sasuke. "I gave it to Kiba!" He thought awhile. "And I'm not emo!"
"NOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooo!"
"What's wrong, sweetie?" Sasuke drastically changed mood.
"What! Can't I have random dramatic NOOO's?"
"Not without a license!"
"Damn it! Mine just went out. Where is the license-ninja when you need him?"
"I think he's on vacation... Anyway I now have to take you down to the police-ninja for the horrible acts you've committed!" Sasuke took out the handcuffs he always keeps in his back pocket.
But then they realized that they were in a fanfic, with just the two of them. And handcuffs! So being genre savvy they threw in another character to stop this from becoming some really badly written bondage-slash fiction.
"...which brings me to the subject of frogs. Wait! Why did I randomly show up here?" A very confused Kabuto asked.
"Plot-no-jutsu" claimed the writer. No-one dared complain.
"But-" Sasuke tried to complain, luckily he was interrupted by Naruto who put a sock in his mouth. A smelly old sock...
"My sock!" Kabuto exclaimed.
"Sock-no-jutsu" Naruto said proudly," Very effective against talkative emos".
"Mmmphm!" Sasuke said wisely.
In another part of the fanfic, Sakura suddenly stopped doing whatever she was doing. Actually scratch that she so useless, she wasn't doing anything. Not that anyone cares.
"My Sasuke-senses alerted! I must save him! By passing out, as usual." And so she did.
"Oh my!" Said Rock Lee who was passing "She really is useless"
Back to the interesting characters. Naruto had left Sasuke in the emo-corner, with the sock still in his mouth to search for Kiba. Kabuto was not pleased.
"Give it back!"
"Nu-uh"
"Don't be so immature" Naruto said angrily, trying to suppress the feeling of deja-vu.
"Maybe I will!"
"FREAKY DOG-LOVER!"Naruto cried as a last resort.
"I'm not a freaky dog-lover!" Kiba cried and went to cry in the paws of his dogs.
"Yeah right..." Naruto said poking Kiba with his foot. "I didn't even know there was a dog there."
The dog and Kiba growled, disturbing the flash-back.
"NOOOOOOOO!" cried the writer.
"What's wrong sweetie?"
"What! Can't I have random dramatic NOOO:s?"
"Not without a license."
"I have one!" The writer proudly presented it. Annoyingly continuing to break the fourth wall! And commenting it!
"But how?" Asked Kabuto, he had left Sasuke to his emoness. "How is that even possible?"
"Plot-no-jutsu!" This statement earned both Ah:s and Oh:s from the Death Note characters that happened to pass by.
Why were they there you ask? Plot-no-jutsu, you should have learnt that by now.
"We're getting off topic. Give me my letter!" Naruto said wisely.
"How wise..." N pondered.
"Wise indeed" L answered.
Naruto bowed.
"However wise, I can't!" Kiba said.
"And why is that?"
"I gave it to Hinata!"
"WHY?"
"A robot from the future told me."
"Surprisingly good reason." thought Light.
Hinata was a good girl. And irrationally hated by the fandom. Poor girl...
Well maybe not so irrationally.
"Give it back!"
"W-w-what?" Being completely retarded she couldn't even say the nu-uh expected of her...
"You're ruining the fanfic!" Naruto complained.
"It was ruined paragraphs ago when it became a stupid Death Note crossover." Kabuto muttered (Yes for some reason he was still there)
"HEY!"
"Shut up Light! Its true"
Light muttered something no one cared about and went to join Sasuke in the emo-corner.
"Back to the plot!" Naruto said wisely (yes he is OOC, who gives a damn) "Don't be so immature!"
"Bu-bu-but Naruto! I'm not t-that am I?" Hinata would still not stay to the script...
"HOW HARD COULD IT BE! JUST SAY 'Maybe I will'"
"M-maybe I-I will..?" Hinata honestly tried, but failed. Miserably...
"ANNOYING MARY-SUE!" Naruto cried as a last resort.
"Bu-bu-but Naruto! I'm not t-that amI ? Hinata would STILL not stay to the script...
Naruto sighed and put a sock in her mouth. "Sock-no-jutsu!" Everyone cheered!
"But now we will never know where the letter is!" A mary-stu from another fandom (something about dragons I think) called.
"Sock-no-jutsu!" Kabuto tried, but failed. He threw a shoe instead.
"You fail at life!" Naruto did the maneuver properly and the stupid dragon guy returned to his own fanfic in defeat. Everyone cheered!
He did have a point though. So L gave Naruto his letter-GPS. It was in yet another fandom!
"NOOOOoooOOOO!" Kabuto cried.
"What's wrong, sweetie?"
"What! Can't I randomly have dramatic NOOO:s?"
"Not without a license!"
"Bloody hell, I did not know that!"
"Why so British?"
In yet another fandom...
"Look brother! I found a letter!"
"Give it back!" Naruto randomly popped in.
How you may ask, plot-no-jutsu!
"Nu-uh!"
"Don't be so immature!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Finally someone who can stay to the script!" Naruto shouted in glee. "Alright... SHORT...person"
"I am not so ridiculously short that you would be lucky to even see me through a microscope!" Edward cried and went to transmute a chair to stand on.
"Yeah right..." Naruto said poking him with his foot, careful not to break any of his small bones. "I didn't even know there was a chair here..."
"Brother, why are there ninjas in your room?"
"I don't know Al, I honestly don't know..."
"I'm not a ninja!" Exclaimed Matsuda.
"You're not?" Naruto turned to him in horror. "You lied to me?" He went to cry in the emo-corner.
"I didn't even know there was a corner here..." Al said, wondering about the lack of logic. He had liked logic. It was such a nice part of a story. It went well with plot too, which he hadn't seen much of either.
"I didn't mean it!" Matsuda said and went after Naruto.
"Where did the plot go?" Kabuto asked confused "Can you just give us the letter?"
"I can't! I gave it to Ran Fan"
"WHY?" The robot from the future asked.
The other robot next to him said something that sounded like "beep-beep-blip-beep-bliiiip" .
"But R2 that doesn't make sense! EdWin is a way better pairing!" C3PO complained.
"When did this become StarWars crossover?" Edward asked, drawing his light saber.
"NOOOOOoOOOOoooooOOOO!" Rock Lee cried.
"What's wrong sweetie?"
"What! Can't I have random dramatic NOOOO:s?"
"Not without a license!"
"In that case I challenge you to a cooking-off!"
"Okay...?"Obi-wan said, still no logic in sight.
"I'll be the judge!" Naruto, suddenly gotten over Matsuda, chirped happily.
"...And the winner is... Rock Lee! For his fabulous curry ramen!" Naruto announced.
"But I made Baked dru'un slices in fish sauce!" Obi-wan cried in despair.
A/N:
Dun. Dun. DUN!
What will happen!
Will Sasuke stay emo?
Yes, yes he will… That was a stupid question…
R&R or be a bad person…