Author's Note: I got really bored one day in English, so I actually decided to do my assignment and write a poem. Please read and review. I normally don't write poetry so I'd love some constructive criticism. If you want to flame, please give a signed review, so I can let you know how much your work sucks.

Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR.

Strider: * does victory dance *

Author: Shut up

Tell me a story, dear friend.

Tell me a story where heroes are true

And fight to the end.

Tell me a story that's known and predictable

And good always wins the fight.

Tell me a story with happily ever after.

Friend, lie and say our story will turn out alright.