AN: I know, you all want me to update TL, but the plot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone. Blame them! I also don't own anything referenced here-in.

Ranma and Saffron both placed their trays on the table and then gingerly settled into their seats.

"God damnit Saffron, if I have to go back and fight you one more time, I dunno what I'm gonna do!"

"You would think these fanficton writers could be a bit more imaginative. I mean, I'm not a psychotic killer naturally! It is clearly pointed out that the only reason I go on a killing spree is because the premature hatching caused mental instability."

"I heard that!" Ranma looked up to find Akane walking over, setting her tray next to theirs on the lunch table.

"Hey guys, have you seen the new script?" Kagome walked over, followed by Inuyasha, waving a rather thick booklet. Ranma groaned and let his head hit the table. "Tell me it's not another mega-crossover."

"It isn't…suprisingly. It's just a normal crossover between, you guessed it, both of our shows."

"Why is that setup so popular?" Akane pondered aloud.

"Feh, isn't it obvious, we're both written by Takahashi Rumiko, plus the English dub just about doubled its popularity." Ranma let loose a large sigh.

"So what is it this time?"

Kagome opened up the script and paged through it. "Hmmm… oh, you're gonna love this one. It's the old 'Ranma and Akane end in the feudal era, and switch parters' bit."

"Damn, does that mean that I end up with Inuyasha AGAIN!"

"*sigh* No, it's worse, you and I end up together, and somehow Ranma's girl side and Inuyasha end up together."

Ranma's hand, previously gripping the table edge firmly when he heard Akane's statement, broken through the wood when he heard Kagome's reply.

"What! Just because I have a girl side doesn't mean I like guys! God damnit, how many times do I have to say that I like women before people realize it. I'm a guy! Whether or not I am male!"

"What the hell are you complaining about Ranma, have you even seen my lines!" Inuyasha exclaimed, " Apparently I get all the corny lines as well as a miraculous amount of sensitivity."

"Yeah, well at least both of you get a decent amount of straight pairings, 80% of my pairings are lesbian relationships."

"Just tell me there isn't a sex scene, please!" Ranma begged. "Inuyasha quickly flipped through the script. After finding a three page long lemon scene, he started cursing like a sailor.

The author came into the lunch room, and sat down next to the upset group. He was a pudgy man, with a small set of glasses upon his head. His belt was on far too tight, making his large belly spill over the edge (basically the stereotypical guy who lives in his parent's basement). "Hey guys, I look forward to working with everyone. Please take good care of me." Three menacing glares found him. "Oh yes, we will definitely 'take care of you'," an evil laugh escape Ranma's lips, "Inuyasha!"

"Way ahead of you," he said, grabbing Tetsusaiga. They both dragged the author away from the table and towards a nearby empty closet.

"Wait up for me guys, I wanna break his knee-caps," called out Akane.

"Break my...wait, what… you can't be serious… somebody help meee-" His cries were cut off as the door slammed shut.

AN: Like I said, pretty short, but I thought it was quite amusing to point out some of the sillier fannons going around. Now review. Seriously. See that button there at the bottom of the page, yeah that one, the one with green text. Click it and submit a review.